Ukwenza imephu ku-Eric Anderson

Xa wayethetha no-Eric Anderson, umbhali ozalelwe eTexas, umzobi, kunye nomdlali wexeshana kwimiboniso bhanyabhanya yomntakwabo, into yokuqala endikwazileyo ukuyenza kukucebisa ukuba, buqu, wakudala. Umntu omdala. Benditshilo nje ukuba ndiyazi malunga naye ixesha elide.

"Ewe," uyancwina. “Lixesha elide ngoku.”

Ndazama ukumcacisela ukuba bendithetha nje ukuba kudala ndiwuthanda umsebenzi wakhe. Kodwa umonakalo wenzekile.  

Besincokola ngenxa yelinge elitsha apha kwiFreeConference: Iprojekthi yePuffin. Emva kokuba siye kuye ukuze sifumane ikhomishini njengelinye lamagcisa ethu abalaseleyo, sasifuna ukubona ukuba yintoni anokuyivelisa ngemascot yethu esiyithandayo. Nantsi into esiyifumeneyo.

UMnu. Anderson's Puffin, ngo-2018

Andizange ndikwazi ukulinda ukubuza ngayo. Kodwa saqala saxubusha ngemozulu. Emva kokumamela ekhalaza ngokubanda okungalawulekiyo kweNew York, ndamazisa ukuba sinxiba izikipa ezingaphezulu kweqondo elinguziro.

E: Ewe, kuyabonakala ukuba igazi lakho liya liqina kwaye liya lisiba nzulu ngakumbi xa uhlala emntla. Ngaba useToronto?

G: Ewe ndim.

E: Idolophu yakudala. Andizange ndiye apho, kodwa ndingathanda.

G: Oko kundikhokelela komnye wemibuzo yam. Ngaba unayo indawo oyithandayo emhlabeni? Mhlawumbi enye ongathanda ukwenza ngayo imaphu?

E: Kukho umntu ondibuzayo le nto, kwaye ndinokuxelela ukuba wayendivavanya ukubiza into enomdla kakhulu. Yayilucelomngeni olucacileyo nolungaqhelekanga, kwaye intshukumisa yam yayikukuthetha into elubala ekruqulayo.

Kodwa ndamphendula ngokunyanisekileyo. Ndithe ndingathanda ukukhenketha iGreat Canadian Railway Hotels. Wayenza yafinga le, kodwa yinyaniso! Nina bantu baseKhanada ninazo ezo hotele zikaloliwe zakudala ngqo kwilizwe liphela. Andiqinisekanga nokuba basebenzela umgaqo kaloliwe kwakhona. Kodwa zonke luhlobo lweenqaba. Mhlawumbi abasezizo hotele. Kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo zikhangeleka zilungile kum.

G: Oku kuvakala kufana nomnqamlezo phakathi kweDarjeeling Limited kunye neGrand Budapest Hotel. Unereferensi ethile eyenzekayo apha.

E: Ewe, ndiyavuma, kodwa uyazi, bendicinga ngakumbi ngathi ... Ngaba ubonile "i-49th Parralel," i-movie ye-WW2?

G: Andi. Andingomntu wakudala wecinephile. Ndinento ekufuneka ndiyenze. Ungayicebisa?

E: Ndingayincoma: yenziwe ngabantu ababini abaphezulu kwi-artform yonke ngombono wam. Imalunga namaNazi eCanada, kanye ngaphambi kokuba iMelika ingene emfazweni. Isekelwe kwibali lokwenyani. Ndicinga emva phaya -- khumbula ukuba lo yayingu-1939--umbono wokudutyulwa kwindawo wawungaqhelekanga kwaye ingumzamo omkhulu; kwaye lo mlawuli IsiNgesi, uMichael Powell, kunye neqabane lakhe screenwriting Hungarian, mhlawumbi ebhala ngolwimi lwakhe lwesithathu, Emeric Pressburger, badubula lonke Canada. Kwaye ... Ndiyazi ukuba umfanekiso wam waseCanada uphelelwe ngama-70 eminyaka, kodwa ndiyazi ukuba bayaya kwezimbalwa zezo hotele. Okungenani enye yazo.

Kufuneka uphume kwiindlela ezinkulu. Bendihlala ndicinga ukuba i-US yayinabemi ngokufana okuxineneyo, uhlobo nje olunqamlezayo, kwaye luchasene. Kodwa kuya kufuneka uphume kwi-Interstate ukuze uyifumane.


G: Ke ndiyaqikelela xa ubusithi ungathanda ukwenza ukhenketho kwiihotele ezinkulu zaseKhanada kaLoliwe, yenza ingqiqo ukucela ukwenza ukhenketho lwakho lwencwadi ngololiwe?

E: Ewe, ewe. Ukwenza olo khenketho lweencwadi ngololiwe kwakungenxa yokuba ndiyakuthanda ukwenza oko. Yenye yezinto apho ubona ukuba baya kuthi ewe, kwaye ukuba benza -- jackpot. Kwaye ngokwenene ndandifunda Akukho Lizwe LaMadoda Abadala, hayi njengombhalo-ngqangi kodwa njengoncamathiselo lwe-imeyile. Umbhali kunye nam sabelana ngearhente enye ngelo xesha, imisebenzi eyahluke kakhulu, kwaye inxalenye yovuyo yayihleli kulo loliwe utyhutyha eMelika ukufunda. Akukho lizwe kwilaptop.

Ngokwenene andizange ndikwazi ukuqonda ukuba incwadi ibekwe nini. Ngoko yaziva ingenaxesha kakhulu. Kwakukho iiselfowuni ezimbalwa ezikhankanyiweyo kulo mbhalo-ngqangi, kodwa lo mfo wayeligqala laseVietnam elalimalunga nama-30 eminyaka ubudala, ke kwakunzima ukufumana indlela yam. Ekugqibeleni, izinto ezingaphaya kwamandla, okanye idiosyncracies ... anachronisms! Lilizwi elo. Zacocwa. Enjani yona inoveli engakholelekiyo.

G: Ngokucacileyo uyayonwabela imbonakalo yomhlaba kunye nokuthatha indawo. Luvela phi uthando lwakho lweemephu?

E: Caba ibindixakile lonto or atleast ibifihlwa kum ngoba kudala ndingena nenkumbulo. Kuphela kusemva kokuba ndiqalile ukuzenza awathi utata wandikhumbuza ukuba umsebenzi wakhe wokuqala yayikukusebenzela i-Sinclair Oil eTexas, ukwenza iimephu zamasimi e-oyile ... inokuba ndizibonile ezinye zazo. Ngoku ndinezixhobo zakhe zokuyila kunye nezinye zeencwadi zesikhokelo anokuzisebenzisa. Kuye, ukwenza iimephu zemizi-mveliso, ukubhala kwakhe bekufuneka kucace --umbhalo wam ulungile kodwa awusulungeki njengowakhe. Ke mhlawumbi, ungcwatywe apho nzulu, yinto yokuba utata wayesenza iimephu.

Enye yeyokuba ngexesha elithile kwiminyaka yam yama-20, ndivele ndakhubeka kwimephu, imephu enkulu, eyayinokubaluleka kwangoko kum. Yayintle kakhulu, ngokuyinxenye ngenxa yokuba yayineenkcukacha kangangokuba yayibonisa imithi ethile, nokuba indledlana esecaleni kwendlela yayisisitena okanye isamente. Kwakhona yayiyimephu yendawo yokuhlala yembali endandizama ukubhala ngayo ibali ngelo xesha. Yayilixesha le-Eureka ke elo. Kwaba ngathi ndivuka ndikwimyuziyam.

Ikwandikhumbuza nokuba zininzi kangakanani iincwadi endikhule ndinazo ezinemaphu. Ngokubanzi, abantwana banexesha elininzi ezandleni zabo -- abanamisebenzi, uyazi - kwaye mhlawumbi ndim, kodwa bendizithanda iimephu kumabali. Zazinomtsalane-- ngamanye amaxesha ndandiye ndijonge iimephu kangangoko ndijonge ibali. Kwaye kunjalo, abantwana baphinda bafunda iincwadi izihlandlo ezisisigidi ... Lo mzuzu we-Eureka mhlawumbi wenze umnqweno othile wemvelo. Ngokukhawuleza emva koko, ndaya kufuna izinto zobugcisa ezisisiseko ndaza ndaqalisa ukwenza iimephu.

Andifuni ukuthi ndinenkumbulo yendawo engaqhelekanga, kuba ngubani owaziyo malunga nalonto. Yiloo nto nje-- uyazi, ivakala ilungile. Kodwa le yayiyindawo endandifunda kuyo ekholejini. Kwanele ukuba ndikwazi ukwenza iimephu ezifanelekileyo ngenkumbulo. Emva koko ndaqala ukuhleka kancinci. Kutheni ingekho imaphu yendlu esakhulela kuyo? Kutheni ingekho ikhumbi kamama wesibini? Ndiye ndaqala ukuzenza njengezipho zeKrisimesi kwaye ndolula inkcazo "yemephu" ukubandakanya ngokusisiseko nantoni na ebhaliweyo kunye neelebhile kunye neentolo.

Abantu ngelo xesha bendithetha nabo malunga nayo banokucinga ukuba ezi mephu ziphantse zibe yingqikelelo, kwaye ndingafumana uloyiko oluhlekisayo, kuba andilunganga kwingcinga esulungekileyo, kwaye ndiyazi--ngokomzekelo, umzobi wekhathuni. ukwenzela i New Yorker, ingaba yiRoz Chast? Angakunika imephu yeendlela ezahlukeneyo zokukhalaza malunga nokubanda okuqhelekileyo, ukusuka kokugqithisele kakhulu ukuya kokunganiki mdla kakhulu, kwaye ayisiyomephu endinokuza nayo. Iyamangalisa loo nto. Kodwa ukuba kukho intsapho ene-Fiat endala, kwaye ilungu ngalinye losapho linamava athile, amava abo okutyikitya kunye naloo moto, oko kuya kuba yinto endinokuyenza, njengesikhumbuzo sohlobo.

Umntakwethu wayesebenzisa uhlobo lweyunifomu yokuqondisa iifilimu: wayesebenzisa i-bullhorn eyayisisipho, ikomityi yekhofi yokuhamba, kunye ne-ballcap ebomvu. Kwaye imephu iya kudibanisa ezo zinto ... Kodwa imephu inokuba yiyo nantoni na. Yaqala ke loo nto. Ndaqala ngeemaphu ndaza ndafunda ukuzoba. Yayilulandelelwano olo.

G: Lonto indizisa kumbuzo wam olandelayo. Uzifundisile, akunjalo--ufunde njani ukuzoba? Ngaba le yinto osanda kuyichola ngokuncoma imizekeliso kunye ne-nitpicking emsebenzini wakho? Iqale njani inkqubo yakho? Ngaba uvele ubambe usiba lwakho oluthandayo kwaye ufike kulo?

E: Ndicinga ukuba impendulo yolo luhlu lwemibuzo ngu "Ewe." Njengesidenge, ndiza kube ndisebenza nge-watercolor kuba yiyo yonke loo nto ivenkile inokuba nayo ... Oku kuhlala kuvakala ngathi bullshit xa ndiyibalisa, kodwa ndithenge izixhobo zam zokuqala zobugcisa kwibhari. Ndandikwibhari yezemidlalo kwidolophu yaseWashinton, DC Kwaye lo mfo wangena ephethe ezi zixhobo zokuyila zaseJamani: iipeni zobugcisa, igophe lesiFrentshi, unxantathu, irula, ikhampasi, yonke ipakethe yesikolo sokwakha unyaka omtsha ukusukela ngo-1989 kwingxowa yeZiploc yoshishino. Wayebhekabheka, endibona kunye nomhlobo wam, kwaye wayefana "Ekunene: abafana bekholeji" kwaye wenza i-beeline. Ndicinga ukuba ndimnike iidola ezintlanu. Andazi ukuba yayixabisa ntoni na loo nto, kodwa ndiyisebenzisile-eminye yayo ndiyisebenzisa ukuza kuthi ga namhlanje.

G: Ndibheja ukuba zezona iirandi ezintlanu owakhe wazichitha.

E: Ewe. Mhlawumbi indenza ndichaphazeleke kulwaphulo-mthetho. Ndazihlawulela, nangona kunjalo.

Izinto zibonakala zisenzeka ngandlel’ ithile. Ndandipeyinta nge-watercolor de umfana ocinga kakhulu ogama linguRob Reynolds wathi kum, "Eric, ukhe wacinga ngokuzama i-gouache?" Kwaye ke, impendulo yam yaba: "Yintoni i-gouache?"

G: bendizobuza, akhona nawaphi na amaqhekeza owapapashiweyo onqwenela ukuba ungaphinda uwazobe?

E: Ewe kwaye hayi, kuba ukuba ndiphinde ndaphinda ndafaka ipakethe, yithi, iDVD yeRushmore, ayizukuba yinto enye. Iya kuba yenye into. Mhlawumbi kufuneka siyivumele ibe yinxalenye yexesha le-capsule ... Kulungile ngam.

Luhlobo lwegophe elinyukayo nangona: Ukujonga kwimifanekiso yeZissou yeLife Aquatic. Ndiyabathanda, kodwa basuka kudala. Inoba ndihambile. Mhlawumbi yayiyincopho yesakhono sam leyo.

Okanye ikhava yeDVD yeDarjeeling Limited. Leyo yenye yemizobo endiyithandayo kwaye yayiluvavanyo lokwenyani. Andizobi ​​kakuhle, kwaye loo nto yayininzi kakhulu-kukho izinto ezithile malunga nembono ehlala iluhlobo olukhohlisayo, kuba ihlala ijongeka ingeyonyani, kodwa zininzi izinto ezenziweyo ezixineneyo kwindawo encinci. Ndicinga ukuba ndinoloyiko lwabantu abangafundanga lokongeza ipeyinti, ngoko ke ndihlala ndiyinkcenkceshela ngaphezu kokuba abantu abanolwazi baqhele ukwenza ... qhubeka upeyinta ... kakhulu, ubhityile kakhulu, umaleko othandabuzayo ... kwaye ufumana malunga namashumi amathathu kwezo zincinci. , iileya ezithandabuzayo ngaphambi kokuba ngequbuliso kubekho isikwere sombala. Mhlawumbi yiloo nto ekufuneka ndisebenze kuyo. Ndiyalibala ngoku ukuba ndiwuphendule umbuzo wakho. Ndiwuphendule umbuzo wakho? Yayiyimpendulo ende leyo.

G: Ndiyifumana ihlekisa kakhulu ukuba uqale nge-watercolor, kuba yinto engaxoleliyo kakhulu. Uninzi lwabantu lufunda ukusebenza ngendlela yabo besebenzisa indawo engalunganga, ke ndicinga ukuba i-gouache iya kuba yindlela ethandekayo nexolelayo yokuhamba, njengoko inokukhanya okungaphezulu. Kuyahlekisa ukuba ugqibele ngokuyinkcenkceshela njengee-watercolors ... Ndicinga ukuba uyayazi into oyithandayo..

E: Ubuphi ngo 1999! "Eric, yeka ukusebenza kwi-watercolor, ayibandakanyi mhlophe, sisidengendini!”

G: Injalo, inokungabikho.

Mna: Uyazi ntoni? Inzima. Andizange ndiyazi indlela yokuyisebenzisa ngobuchule, okanye ukuba nobuntu bokwenza into entle ngokulula, ukuyenza ngobuchule ... Abanye abantu bayayazi indlela yokubeka phantsi umaleko wokugquma, ukuqhwaba kwindawo yokuhlamba umbala, ukusebenzisa i into yokucima ukuphakamisa isigqubuthelo emva koko ... olu hlobo lomlingo ... Mhlawumbi ayilohlobo lomzobo endiwenzayo. Oko kuvakala kuluncedo.

Ndandisebenzisa kuphela iibhloko ze-watercolor ... nto leyo ephambeneyo. Amaphepha ayabhamba ngenxa yendlela ancanyathiselwe ngayo ebhodini.

Ngoko: i-gouache kunye nebhodi yomfanekiso ephindwe kabini, engenakwenzeka ukuyikhupha, kuba yonke i-particle ibambelele ekuxhaseni kwayo. Yayiyinto entle leyo. Ibhodi ye-Bainbridge, i-Cold-Pressed Number 80 ... Xa umzobo ugqityiwe, ndandithatha imela kwaye ndifake i-edge ukuze ndiyikhuphe kwi-backing. Iphepha elithambileyo lalifuneka kwizikena zamagubu. Kwafuneka ndiyicinge loo nto.

G: Kulungile, ndiye ndenza i- crowdsourcing ukufumanisa ukuba yintoni abanye abantu abakuthandayo abafuna ukuyazi.

E: [Isandi esithandabuzayo]

G: Ndinyamezele. Bafuna ukwazi ukuba injani indawo yakho yokuhlala. Ithi uhlala kwindlu encinci eWest Village. Kodwa ndinike into endizosebenza ngayo. Njengomntu onomdla wendawo, kufuneka kubekho into. Ngaba umbala-ulungelelanisa iimagi zakho? Ingaba unazo iitshali ezininzi?

E: Aba bantu batyholwa kufuneka bavumele ukuba kukho isiphithiphithi esingaphezulu kunokuba banokuvuya. Iincwadi ezininzi, itheyibhile yomsebenzi exakeke kakhulu ... Nantsi into: inye into endiye ndayiqonda ukuba bendiyifuna lilaphu letafile elibomvu-namhlophe elijongiwe kwipiknikhi. Ndicinga ukuba inokuba yiarhente yokulwa noxinzelelo. Ngoko ndinesinye kwitafile yam yokuzoba.

Zininzi kakhulu izinto ezincinci jikelele. Akwaba bendinokuthi zonke bezizipho ... Kodwa ezinye. Kukho iperi ye-ankile cufflinks kwibhokisi encinci ebomvu, kunye nemela ye-scout yakudala; inyosi yodongwe encinci kumtshana wam; uthixokazi uMinerva, osecaleni kwakhe sisikhova, akunjalo? Ngoko ke, uhlobo lwesikhova samatye esiqinileyo.

Iflethi okanye indlu ekwicomplex ... incinci kakhulu. Ndipeyinte ngokwam. Igumbi lokuhlala ngumbala opholileyo webha yetshokolethi kaHershey. Indlela yokungena luhlobo -- Andikwazi ukusuka kwigama lepeyinti, wleyo yi "Frankincense" -- epholileyo, ithoni yoMhlaba epinki. Ndithe ndisaqala ukubona igumbi lokuhlamba apha, ndahlala ndicinga ngo "Taxi Driver." Igumbi lokuhlambela apho unokulindela ukufumana indoda efileyo. Ukungunda nje kweentyatyambo kunye neglowubhu ehamba ze.

Yayilinyathelo lokuqala elo, ukuphuculwa kwekhaya-nobulumko. Bekungekho nomphezulu omnye othe tye. Kwaba ngathi kukho umntu obeke ikhamera yokundibukela ndizama ukulungelelanisa izinto kwindawo egobileyo. Ngoko ndacinga ukuba "Esihogweni ngale nto" kwaye ndakha i-bookcase kunye nenye ishelufu, ngoku inesibane. Ndiyakuthanda ukwenza oko, ukwakha izinto, kunye nokubala izithuba, kuba ndisebenza kakhulu ekhaya, kwaye kufuneka wenze umzamo. Ngamanye amaxesha kubalulekile, ukuma nje emnyango kwaye ucinga “Kulungile, kwenzeka ntoni apha? Bekuya kubonakala njani oko? Kufuneka kwenzeke ntoni ngokulandelayo?”

Ndiye ndalungisa ezinye iifoto kunye nezinto ... kungafuneka ndifumane indawo yokugcina umsebenzi wam wobugcisa odlulileyo. Kufuneka kubekho amashishini abantu abafuna ukugcina izinto ngaphandle kwamatye anqabileyo, izinto ezifuna ukugcinwa kwindawo efudumeleyo neyomileyo. Ndingavele ndizifake ebhokisini.

G: Ibhokisi entle, ndiyathemba. Kubafanele. Ngomxholo weeshelufu zeencwadi, ngaba ufunda nantoni na enomdla?

E: Ndifunda inoveli ebizwa Camilla, ekuqaleni ebizwa Camilla Dickinson nguMadeleine L'Engle. Uninzi lweencwadi zakhe zimnandi ngandlel’ ithile, kodwa le isekelwe kwiimvakalelo nakubantu nobomi. Yinoveli yokuqala endikhumbula ndiyifunda apho umntu wayejongene nengxolo evela kwi-Third Avenue Elevated Train, eyayeka ukubakho ngo-1953.

Kukho umbhali wenoveli endimthandayo, uRichard Price, owayenombono wokuba uza kukhupha inoveli yolwaphulo-mthetho. Yile nto aqhele ukuyenza, kodwa ziyimisebenzi yobugcisa-- zithatha iminyaka esi-8 i-pop--ke (ndicinga ukuba ilungile le nto) wayenengqondo yokuba, phantsi kwegama losiba, lo mntu ungomnye, uya kukrazula nje enye. ngaphandle kwangexesha ... Kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo kwamthatha iminyaka eyi-8. Wayeza kupapasha phantsi kwegama losiba, kodwa incwadi njengoko yavelayo ekugqibeleni yavakala kanye njengenoveli kaRichard Price, ngoko ke iqweqwe litsho. AbaMhlophe "NguRichard Price ebhala njengoHarry Brandt." Ngapha koko, Brandt okanye iXabiso, intle kakhulu.

G: Ngaba kukho naziphi na iincwadi zobuntwana ezithi qatha engqondweni, nokuba zinempembelelo kuhambo lwakho lobuqu okanye njengomzobi?

E: Ewe. Uhlelo lokuqala lwe James kunye neGeach Peach. Ndizama ukukhumbula igama lalo mfazi wayebazekelisa, ndandidla ngokuba nalo elo gama encamini yolwimi lwam. Nancy Ekholm Burkert. Ulungile. Kwaye ngokucacileyo udume ngakumbi ngenguqulelo yakhe Ikhephu elimhlophe. Kwaye UCharlie kunye neSikolo saseTrocolate. UJoseph Schindelman. Nazo ziyamangalisa.

Ndicinga ukuba ngaxa lithile abantakwethu babefuna ukubonisa kubahlobo babo isibakala esothusayo sokuba umninawa wabo omncinane wayekwazi ukufunda. Andiqondi ukuba ndiqale ukufunda kwangoko-ndicinga ukuba bebekruqukile. Njengokuthi, "U-Eric unokufunda, jonga oku!" Ngoko babeza kuncamathela Hobbit phambi kwam, kwaye ndandifunda ngokuvakalayo isibini sokuqala samaphepha e Hobbit. Emva koko ndaqhubeka ndifunda. Hobbit yayiyenye yezinto endizithandayo kwaye ngokuqinisekileyo enye impembelelo yangaphambili.

Ndagula kakhulu ndikwibanga loku-1, kwaye ukufunda yayikuphela kwento endayenzayo. Ndicinga ukuba bonke abantu abafundela ukuzonwabisa kufuneka bakwenze oku ngexesha elithile. Kuya kufuneka, ngaxa lithile, ungene ngaphakathi kwaye wenze ubudlelwane bakho kunye nokukholelwa kunye namagama ephepheni.

G: Ingaba ikhona into oyikhankanyileyo ongathanda ukuzizekelisa yona?

E: Bendiyazi ukuba uzondibuza lonto, ndimane ndibaleka entloko ndizama impendulo. Ndiyamthanda uQuentin Blake, kodwa andiwuthandi uluvo lokutshintsha abazobe bemifanekiso yantlandlolo ngemifanekiso emitsha ... Ndicinga ukuba ndiyabathanda ngale ndlela bayiyo.

Kwakukho iNcwadi kaJames Bond malunga nezixhobo. Ndingayenza loo nto ilunge ngakumbi, ifudumale kancinane. Ndiyathanda ukwenza into.

Ayikuko ukuba ndingaphumelela kuyo, kodwa ndiyakwazi ukuzibona ndisenza kwakhona Izisele kunye neeDragons incwadi yesikhokelo. Kukho ukuva okucwangcisiweyo kwezo zinto, kwaye mhlawumbi i-marginalia engaphezulu inganomdla. Andizange ndidlale iDungeons kunye neeDragons kwelo nqanaba ... Kodwa ke - umdlalo, ndiyathetha - wawusoloko ukhawulwa malunga neemephu. Uhlobo "Ah ... ixesha lebali ..." ukuvakalelwa, ukuba oko kunengqiqo.

G: Ke le mbono yokwenza imephu, ingaba iphuma kwingcinga yawo onke amabali ayenzeka kwihlabathi oliqondayo?

E: Mhlawumbi imalunga nemvakalelo yokushiya okwaziwayo okwethutyana, kwaye ukuya kwindawo enokuba nomdla ngakumbi. Kwakhona umbono wokuphazamiseka, kunye nokuzonwabisa okucebisayo.

Iimephu ze INkosi yeeNgxowa zenziwe ngunyana kaTolkien, kwaye ndiyayithanda loo mbono. Inye into ethe gqolo kum yindlela, kuhambo, undwendwela kuphela malunga ne-20% yemephu. Ndicinga ukuba abantwana bacinga ukuba, "Kutheni singeva ngaba bafana balapha?" Iimephu zibonakala ziyinxalenye ebalulekileyo yokubaliswa kwamabali. Kunjalo nekhava, nangona kunjalo. Yiyo loo nto ungenakukwazi ukuvala iqweqwe lencwadi. Ibali liqala apho, nokuba uyathanda okanye awuthandi.

Ndandincokola nabanye abantwana ngencwadi yam, yaye babengenalusini ngeqweqwe. Ibizwa UChuck Dugan ngu-AWOL.

Incwadi kaMnu. Anderson

Xa ufunda le ncwadi, awufiki kwigama leqhawe de kubekho umntu othetha ngayo kwincoko. Ke aba bantwana babuza ukuba kutheni le mbali ingathethi nje igama lakhe. Ndaye ndacinga kum, “Kulungile, ingaphandle, yintoni enye oyifunayo?” Kodwa kuhle ukuziphaphela izinto ezinjalo. Ukubalisa ibali kakuhle kakhulu ikomityi yam yeti. Kwaye ayindim ndedwa.

G: Ngaba uye wavumelana nabantwana nangaliphi na ixesha malunga nokugxeka kwabo?

E: Ndivumelene ne-100% yokugxeka kwabo. Bandothusile nyani. U-Chuck luhlobo lomatiloshe ozelwe, kwaye bandibuza, "Ukuba ungumatiloshe obalaseleyo, kutheni engakwazi ukuhlala enqanaweni?" Khange ndibale inani lamaxesha atsiba ngawo okanye akhukuliswe ngamaphenyane ahlukeneyo encwadini. Ngoko ndathi, “Ke, uyazi, akanaveki imnandi. Uninzi lwabantu ababi. Ininzi ingxaki. Unako ukuhlala enqanaweni, ewe, kodwa ukwayindadi elungileyo ngokulinganayo. Ke xa abantu ababi bevela, inokuba licebo elihle ukutsiba ngaphezulu. ”

Into endingazange ndiyikhankanye yindlela yokuqala ukutsiba phezu kwebhodi ukuphefumlelwa kwavela kuPaul Newman, kwifilimu ebizwa ngokuthi "Indoda yaseMackintosh" esuka kwi-1974. U-Newman's agent eyimfihlo oze kubamba intlola / umngcatshi owaziwayo odlalwa nguJames Mason, okwenzekayo. ukuba mhle kakhulu ekubeni ngumkhohlisi kwaye ukwi-cahoots kunye namapolisa asekuhlaleni, kwaye ke iitafile ziguqulelwe kwiqhawe lethu. UNewman uyaqonda ukuba nguye oza kubanjwa. Ngoko, enxibe isuti neqhina, uzintywilisela elwandle, adade ngaphantsi kwephenyane aye kwelinye icala, aze abaleke. Yahlala ihleli kum njengenye yezinto ezothusayo ezenziwa ngumntu omdala owakha wakwimuvi.

G: Ukusibuyisela kwinkqubo esemva kwencwadi yakho, kwaye uninzi lomsebenzi wakho ngokwenene, ungandichazela ukuba ijongeka njani indlela yakho xa uqala umsebenzi omtsha? Ndifuna ukwazi ukuba kwenzeke ntoni xa unikwe iProjekthi yePuffin.

E: Ukusika ibhodi yemifanekiso. Andazi ukuba kutheni ndiyenza le nto, kodwa ndiye ndayicima ngononophelo ibhodi. Akukho nto kuyo okwangoku. Kodwa ndicinga ukuba ndiyayifudumeza nje, njengenjini yemoto.

Emva koko ndingena kwaye ndiphawule imida yam, i-intshi ukusuka kwicala ngalinye lebhodi. Isibiyeli esincinci, uyazi, ubude kunye nobubanzi.

Ndihlamba ipalethi yam. Ndineseti entle yeepeyinti zepeyinti, ezenziwe ngeporcelain. Kubonakala ngathi zenziwe ngeplastiki namhlanje, kodwa ndikhetha i-porcelain.

Iipeni zokucoca ... andikazisebenzisi kakhulu iipeni mva nje. Umntu utshintshe abavelisi, ndiyacinga. Ezintsha zicofa nje i-inki kuyo yonke indawo. Azibonakali zibambe umgca ococekileyo.

Ngamanye amaxesha kuvakala ngathi kukuphela kwexesha. Uninzi lwezixhobo kunye nezibonelelo endizisebenzisayo ... kubonakala ngathi ndifikile ekutshoneni kwelanga. Uninzi lwabazobi lubonakala lunoqhagamshelo olunjalo ngoko nangoko kwisitayile sedijithali kunye nethebhulethi. Andinabudlelwane, ndiyoyika.

Kuyafana nangee-books. Ndifunda iincwadi ezinomqolo kwaye ndihlala ndinepensile yokwenza amanqaku amancinci. Ndicinga ukuba nokuthungwa kwephepha kwandisa amava, uyazi? Yongeza nje ukuchuma okuncinci engqondweni yakho ongekhe ukufumane ngenye indlela. Kufana nokuya kwilayibrari yokwenyani endaweni yokusebenzisa ii-algorithms ukufumana iincwadi ezintsha. Ngamanye amaxesha, ingozi ayinakuba yi-algorithm.

G: Ingozi ayinakuba yi-algorithm. Yintoni umgca. Ukuba besinemini yonke, bendinokukuvumela ukuba wandise kuloo nto. Kodwa ke, asikho. Makhe sithethe ngePuffin. Yayiyintoni inkqubo yakho yokucinga emva koko?

E: Bekufanele ibe ngumzobo. Ndayiva loo nto ndaza ndacinga, “Ke, masingayihoyi loo nto.” Uyazi, imizobo yam ayilunganga. Imizobo yam ibonakala ngathi “abantu abangakwaziyo ukuzoba” imizobo. Awukwazi ukuvumela i-facade ukuba iwe!

Ndiye ndacinga ukuba, uzakuba mncinci, kodwa kufuneka abe mkhulu emoyeni. Kufuneka abe nesimilo. Ngoko ndangena, ndaza ndajonga inqaku lokwenene. Bendilibele ukuba iipuffin azibonakali nto zifana noonombombiya ... ke into yokuqala endayenzayo kukufumana intaphane yeefoto zeepuffins.

Bendifuna le businesspuffin--inentlanganiso zeteleconference, uyazi, le puffin yobuchwephesha--ukuba nebrifkheyisi kunye neqhina. Kodwa naye usisidalwa sendalo, bendifuna ukuba alungele isenzo. Uyintaka; mhlawumbi kukho umoya ovuthuzayo, iqhina lakhe liyaphaphatheka, kwaye isandla sakhe sinjalo, sibambe ibrifkheyisi, siphume nge-engile. Unomlenze omnye phezulu emoyeni ukuze ulungelelane.

Ubume bomzimba-- yintoni ehlekisayo? Iqanda elifana neqanda, ndacinga. Ke ngoko intloko yakhe, ndazoba iinguqulelo ezimbalwa. Le ndiyithandayo ifana no-Eddie Munster. Ndacinga ukuba wayekhangeleka elumkile, kwaye engaqhelekanga, ndaze ndacinga, “Oko kubonakala kulungile.” Ndiye ndazama ukuyivuthela, kwaye yayingasenayo incasa eyiyo. Kwaye kusoloko kuyingxaki, ukufumana intlantsi kwingcinga encinci ukuze uhlale uphila xa sele iphumile.

Ke sinale ntloko yeFrankenstein, uhlobo lwetrapezoid okanye irhombazoid, ukuba ligama elichanekileyo [asiyiyo], into ethe tyaba kuzo zombini iziphelo.

Ekuqaleni, ndandizama ukumnika amehlo acacileyo, kodwa ngale ntloko incinci, ekugqibeleni ndazama amachaphaza. Ndakhumbula i-claymation penguin evela kwi-"The Wrong Brousers" -- Ngaba ukhe wayibona? -- Abavelisi bayakwazi ukukrazula isixa esikhulu sokuvakalisa loo penguin yamehlo amancinane ebhastile. Xa ejongile engaqhwanyazi, akoyiki kakhulu.

Ndayisusa into yomoya, ndaze ndacinga, “Ukuba ujonga imilenze yakhe, kuya kufuneka simnike izihlangu ze-puffin.” Ndiye ndayojonga eCaweni, umenzi wakudala waseBritane osekiweyo wezihlangu zakudala.

... Ngoko, ewe, ndaqala ukucinga ngezihlangu ze-puffin. Uzakube ephakamisa umlenze wakhe ukubonisa nje ukuba unxibe izihlangu ezikhethekileyo ezenziwe ngoyena mchweli wezihlangu zepuffin. Liliphi igama elilungileyo lezihlangu ze-puffin?

IiGoslings, iiPaddlers, igama elide eliquka iiRudders ... Okwangoku, ndizama nje ukwenza amagama ebrand yezihlangu zepuffin. Uyintaka yaselwandle, iinyawo zakhe zingumphini. Ke ndiqala ukudumisa kwiiPuddlers, Raddlers, kwaye ndazinza ku: "IiRudders zenziwe ngokweSiko."

Nguye taciturn. Kodwa iikawusi zakhe zihambelana nemibala yomlomo wakhe. Leyo yindlela yakhe yokunqwala ethe cwaka, kuba iqhina lakhe limnyama linamabala amhlophe. Ezo zazenziwe ngeribhoni yokulungisa umatshini wokuchwetheza. Ngokwenene liqhekeza elincinci lefilimu ene-emulsion emhlophe kwelinye icala. Ukuba ukrwela ipensile phezu koko, unokushiya iindawo ezincinci ezimhlophe. Yiloo nto ke iqhina lakhe elimhlophe.

He kubonakala ngathi ishishini, kodwa hayi intlekisa. Izihlangu zakhe zilungile, ngokuba ziyimithi yokujika; ziyimilo yeenyawo zakhe, ziyintambo yeenyawo zakhe. Ibrifkheyisi ifana nento onokuthi uyiqhube kwi-B-52: uMkhosi woMoya ubenezi brifkheyisi zinkulu. Abafana baya kunyuka nabani na owaziyo ukuba zingaphi iincwadana zamanqaku kwaye yintoni-konke--ke, i-triple-wide, i-accordion briefcase.

G: Ndifumanisa ukuba wenze izihlangu zakhe iincam zamaphiko mhle ukrelekrele, njengoko eyintaka.

Mna: Khange ndiyicinge lonto.

G: Uyadlala.

E: Bendicinga ngendlela endiziva ngayo ezo zihlangu zichazwa njenge "perforated." Ndilithandile elo gama, enye i-anachronism yamaxesha adlulileyo-i-lingo yakudala. Yinto eyayisengqondweni yam. Kodwa ewe, amaphiko. Kunjalo.

G: Ndicinga ukuba kuya kufuneka ndiphelise ngombuzo odlalwa kakhulu, kuba ndiyazi ukuba nditya imini yakho apha. Ukuba unokuthatha into enye kuphela kwiholide ukwenza ubugcisa, ingaba yintoni?

E: Ipensile yam yethamsanqa. Inzima. KuseJamani. Sisixhobo esinzulu. Loo pensile ithetha lukhulu kum.

Ndifunda incwadi yabantwana ngoku apho isahluko ngasinye siqala ngento ebonakala ngathi ngumfanekiso ocekethekileyo wepensile, kwaye ishushu kakhulu. Ke, bendiya kuyidinga loo nto.

G: Bekumnandi ukudibana nawe kwaye ndithetha nawe ngokuphandle. Ndiza kuqinisekisa ukuba ndikuthumelele le ndlela phambi kokupapasha.

E: Enkosi, ndiyayibulela lonto. I have a hunch there were words andiwafuni ndawo kufuphi nenye.

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Udliwano-ndlebe namagcisa yenye yezona ndawo zibalaseleyo zomsebenzi wam apha, kwaye ayinakwenzeka uninzi lwexesha ngaphandle kwenkomfa ebonakalayo. Ukuba bekunokufuneka ndinkqonkqoze emnyango ukuze ndibhukishe olu dliwano-ndlebe, ndingaphantse ndiqinisekise ukuba ngekhe kubekho imaphu yalo.

Ndiphantse ndalibala - u-Eric Chase Anderson ubeka isinamon kwikofu yakhe. Ngoku uyazi. 

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