Mepu Yekunze Eric Anderson

Kana ndichitaura naEric Anderson, munyori akaberekerwa kuTexas, mufanisi, uye mutambi wenguva-pfupi mumabhaisikopo ehama yake, chinhu chekutanga chandakagona kuita kuratidza kuti aive, iye pachake, wekare. Wekare-timer. Ini ndanga ndangoti ndinoziva pamusoro iye kwenguva yakati rebei.

"Hongu," anogomera. "Yava nguva yakareba ikozvino."

Ini ndakatsamwa kuti nditsanangure kuti ini ndaingoreva kuti ndaizoyemura basa rake kwenguva yakati. Asi kukuvara kwakaitwa.  

Isu tanga tichikurukura nekuda kwechiitiko chitsva pano paFreeConference: Chirongwa Puffin. Zvataive tauya kwaari kukomisheni semumwe wevanyori vedu vaionekwa, taida kuona kuti angawane chii chemascot edu anodikanwa. Hezvino izvo zvatakadzokera.

VaAnderson's Puffin, 2018

Ndakatadza kumirira kubvunza nezvazvo. Asi takatanga takurukura nezvemamiriro ekunze. Mushure mekuteerera kwaari achinyunyuta pamusoro pekutonhora kusingaverengeki kweNew York, ndinomuzivisa kuti tinopfeka mat-shirts ari pamusoro pezero-degrees Celsius.

E: Zvakanaka, zviri pachena kuti ropa rako rinowedzera uye rinowedzera kuomarara kana uchienda kuchamhembe kwaunogara. Uri muToronto?

G: Ehe ndiri.

E: Classic dhorobha. Handisati ndamboendako, asi ndinoda.

G: Izvi zvinonditungamira mune imwe yemibvunzo yangu. Une nzvimbo yaunofarira here munyika? Pamwe imwe yaungade kugadzira mepu yayo?

E: Mumwe munhu akandibvunza izvi, uye ndaigona kutaura kuti ari kundiedza kuti nditaure chimwe chinhu chinonakidza. Raive dambudziko riri pachena uye risinganzwisisike, uye shungu dzangu dzaive dzekutaura chimwe chinhu chinofinha.

Asi ndakamupindura chokwadi. Ndakati ndinoda kuenda kunoshanya kuGreat Canadian Railway Hotels. Akaita kufinyamisa kumeso, asi ichokwadi! Imi maCanada mune aya mahotera echitima echitima akananga mhiri kwenyika. Handina kana chokwadi kana vachishandira njanji zvakare. Asi iwo ese marudzi enhare. Pamwe havachisiri kana mahotera zvakare. Asi ivo vanotaridzika zvakanaka kwandiri.

G: Izvi zvinonzwika semuchinjiko pakati peDarjeeling Limited neGrand Budapest Hotel. Iwe une zvimwe zviri kuitika pano.

E: Hongu, ndinobvuma, asi iwe unoziva, ndanga ndichifunga zvakanyanya se ... Wakamboona "49th Parralel," iyo WW2 firimu?

G:Handina. Ini handisi wekare wecinephile. Ndine zvimwe zvandiri kuda kuita. Ungaikurudzira here?

E: Ini ndinoikurudzira: inogadzirwa nevanhu vaviri vepamusoro mune iyo artform yese mumaonero angu. NdezvevaNazi muCanada, America isati yapinda muhondo. Zvinobva panhau yechokwadi. Ndinofunga kareko -- mufunge kuti iyi yanga iri 1939 -- pfungwa yekupfura panzvimbo yaishamisa uye kuedza kukuru; uye uyu mutungamiriri wechiRungu, Michael Powell, nemumwe wake wekuHungary anonyora skrini, pamwe achinyora nemutauro wake wechitatu, Emeric Pressburger, vakapfura Canada yese. Uye…Ndinoziva kuti mufananidzo wangu weCanada wapfuura makore makumi manomwe, asi ndinoziva kuti vanoenda kune mashoma emahotera iwayo. Mumwe wavo.

Unofanira kubuda mumigwagwa mikuru. Ini ndaifunga kuti US yaive yakazara neyakaomesesa iyi, yakangofanana yakatwasuka, uye zvakapesana. Asi iwe unofanirwa kubva paInterstate kuti uzviwane.


G: Saka ndinofungidzira pawakati unoda kushanya kuGreat Canadian Railway Hotels, zvakangoita zvine musoro kukumbira kuita rwendo rwako rwemabhuku nechitima?

E: Hongu. Kuita rwendo irworwo rwemabhuku nechitima kwaiva nekuti ndinofarira kuita izvozvo. Ndicho chimwe chezvinhu izvo kwaunoona kana vachiti hongu, uye kana vakadaro -- jackpot. Uye ndakanga ndichitoverenga Hapana Nyika Yevakuru Vakuru, kwete sechinyorwa asi sechinhu chinonamirwa neemail. Ini nemunyori takagovana mumiriri mumwechete panguva iyoyo, mabasa akasiyana kwazvo hongu, uye chikamu chemufaro waive wakagara pachitima ichi chichifamba muAmerica kuverenga. Kwete Nyika palaptop.

Ndakatadza kuziva kuti bhuku racho rakaiswa riini. Saka zvakanzwa zvisingaite nguva. Paive nenharembozha shoma dzaitaurwa mugwaro, asi murume uyu aivemo aive murwi wekuVietnam angangoita makore makumi matatu, saka zvakandiomera kuti ndiwane mabearings angu. Pakupedzisira, izvo zvakawandisa, kana idiosyncracies ... anachronisms! Ndiro shoko. Vakagadziriswa. Iro novel risingadaviriki.

G: Zviripachena kuti unonakidzwa nenzvimbo uye kutora nzvimbo. Rudo rwako rwemepu rwakabvepi?

E: Ndinofunga ndakavhiringika pamusoro pazvo, kana kuti zvakange zvakavanzwa kwandiri nokuti ndakanga ndisina kutarisa nendangariro kwenguva refu. Pakanga pangove mushure mekunge ndatanga kuzviita apo baba vangu vakandiyeuchidza kuti basa ravo rekutanga raive rekushandira Sinclair Oil muTexas, kugadzira mepu dzeminda yeoiri ... ndinofanira kunge ndaona mamwe acho. Iye zvino ndine maturusi ake ekunyora uye mamwe emabhuku ekutungamira aaizoshandisa. Kwaari, kugadzira mepu dzeindasitiri, runyoro rwake rwaifanira kuve rwakajeka - runyoro rwangu rwakanaka asi rusina kuchena serwake. Saka pamwe, yakavigwa imomo zvakadzika, inyaya yekuti baba vangu vaigadzira mepu.

Imwe yacho ndeyekuti pane imwe nguva mumakore angu makumi maviri, ndakangogumburwa nemepu, mepu yakanaka, yaive nezvakakosha kwandiri. Yaive yakanaka, pamwe nekuti yaive yakadzama zvekuti yairatidza miti yega yega, uye kuti nzira yacho yaive zvidhinha here kana simende. Yaivawo mepu yenharaunda ine nhoroondo yandaiedza kunyora nyaya panguva iyoyo. Uye iyo yaive nguva yeEureka. Zvaiita sokumuka ndiri mumiziyamu.

Zvakandiyeuchidzawo kuti mabhuku mangani andakakura aiva nemepu. Kazhinji, vana vane nguva yakawanda pamaoko avo -- havana mabasa, munoziva -- uye pamwe ndini chete, asi ndaida mamepu ari munyaya. Vainakidza -- dzimwe nguva ndaitarisa kumepu zvakanyanya sezvandaitarisa nyaya. Uye zvechokwadi, vana vanoverengazve mabhuku kakapetwa kamiriyoni ... Iyo nguva yeEureka inogona kunge yakamutsa chimwe chishuwo chekuzvarwa nacho. Nokukurumidza pashure pacho, ndakaenda kunotora zvinhu zvokudhirowa zvinokosha zvikuru ndokutanga kugadzira mepu.

Handidi kutaura kuti ndine ndangariro inoshamisa yenzvimbo, nekuti ndiani gehena anoziva nezvazvo. Ndizvo chete -- munoziva, zvinonzwika zvakanaka. Asi iyi yakanga iri nharaunda yandakaenda kukoreji. Zvakanga zvaitika ipapo zvekuti ndaigona kugadzira mamepu akanaka kubva mundangariro. Ndakabva ndatanga kufunga zvishoma. Sei usina mepu yeimba yatakakurira? Ndodii kombi yamai vangu vekurera? Saka ndakatanga kuvagadzira sezvipo zveKisimusi uye kutambanudza tsananguro ye "mepu" kuti ibatanidze chero chinhu chaive nekunyora uye mavara nemiseve.

Vanhu kareko vandakataura navo nezvazvo vaizofunga kuti mamepu aya anogona kunge ari ega, uye ndaizonzwa kutya kusetsa, nekuti handisi kugona pakufunga kwakachena, uye ndinoziva -- semuenzaniso, muvezi wemifananidzo. zve New Yorker, iRoz Chast? Anogona kukupa mepu yenzira dzakasiyana dzekunyunyuta pamusoro pedzihwa, kubva pakunyanyisa kusvika pakusanyanya kunakidza, uye haisi mepu yandinogona kuuya nayo. Anoshamisa pazviri. Asi kana paiva nemhuri ine Fiat yekare, uye nhengo yemhuri imwe neimwe ine ruzivo rwakati, ruzivo rwavo rwekusaina nemotokari iyoyo, icho chingava chimwe chinhu chandaigona kuita, sechiyeuchidzo chemhando.

Hanzvadzi yangu yaimbova nemhando yeyunifomu yekutungamira mafirimu: aimbova nehornhorn yaiva chipo, mug yekofi yekufambisa, uye tsvuku tsvuku. Uye mepu yaizongounganidza izvo zvinhu ... Asi mepu inogona kuva chero chinhu. Ndiwo matangiro akaita zvese izvozvo. Ndakatanga nemamepu ndichibva ndadzidza kudhirowa. Ndiko kwaiva kutevedzana.

G: Izvi zvinondiunza kumubvunzo wangu unotevera. Iwe wakazvidzidzisa wega, handiti -- wakadzidza sei kudhirowa? Icho chinhu chawakangotora nekuyemura mifananidzo uye nitpicking kubasa rako pachako? Maitiro ako akatanga sei? Wangobata chinyoreso chako chaunofarira wosvika pachiri here?

E: Ndinofunga kuti mhinduro yemibvunzo yakatevedzana ndeye "Hongu." Sebenzi, ndinenge ndichishanda muwatercolor nekuti ndizvo chete zvazvingave nechitoro… Ndakanga ndiri pabhawa remitambo mudhorobha reWashinton, DC Uye murume uyu akauya akatakura maturusi ekunyora echiGerman: mapeni ehunyanzvi, French curve, triangle, mutongi, kambasi, chikoro chose chemakore ekutanga kubva muna 1989 mune indasitiri yeZiploc Bag. Akanga achitarisa-tarisa, achiona ini neshamwari yangu, uye akaita se "Kurudyi: vakomana vekoroji" uye akaita bhenekeri. Ndofunga ndakamupa madhora mashanu. Ini handizive kuti izvo zvinhu zvaive zvakakosha, asi ndakazvishandisa - zvimwe zvacho ndinoshandisa nanhasi.

G: Ndinobheja kuti ndiyo mari shanu akanakisa awakamboshandisa.

E: Hongu. Pamwe zvinondipinza mumhosva. Ndakavabhadharira hangu.

Zvinhu zvinoita sezvinongoitika neimwe nzira. Ndaipenda newatercolor kudzamara mumwe mukomana aifunga zvikuru anonzi Rob Reynolds akati kwandiri, "Eric, wafunga kuedza gouache?" Uye zvechokwadi, mhinduro yangu yaiva: "Chii chinonzi gouache?"

G: Ndanga ndichibvunza, pane here zvidimbu zvawaburitsa zvaunoda kuti udhirowezve?

E: Hongu uye kwete, nekuti kana ndikadzoreredza kurongedza, toti, iyo Rushmore DVD, saka yaisazove chinhu chimwe chete. Chingava chimwe chinhu. Zvimwe tinofanira kungozvirega ive chikamu chakakosha chenguva capsule ... Zvakanaka neni.

Irwo rudzi rwekukwirisa curve zvakadaro: Kutarisa iyo Zissou mifananidzo yeLife Aquatic. Ndinodzida, asi dzakabva kare kare. Pamwe ndakafara. Pamwe ndopaive pakakwirira pakugona kwangu.

Kana iyo Darjeeling Limited DVD kavha. Ndiyo imwe yemifananidzo yandaifarira uye yaive bvunzo chaiyo. Ini handidhirowe zvakakura, uye chinhu icho chaive nezvakawanda -- pane zvimwe zvinhu zvemaonero zvinogara zvine hunyanzvi, nekuti zvinowanzoita senge manyepo, asi kune akawanda maumbirwo akatsikirirwa munzvimbo diki. Ndinofunga kuti ndinotya kuwedzera pendi, saka ndinogara ndichidiridza kudarika vanhu vane ruzivo vanogaroita ... ramba uchipenda ... dzakatetepa kwazvo, dzisingadi ... uye unowana angangoita makumi matatu eaya matete. , zvidimbu zvisingadi kusati kwaitika pane sikweya chaiyo yeruvara. Zvichida ndicho chinhu chandinofanira kushandira pachiri. Ndakanganwa zvino kana ndapindura mubvunzo wako. Ndapindura mubvunzo wako here? Yakanga iri mhinduro refu.

G: Ini ndinoona zvichisekesa kuti wakatanga newatercolor, nekuti isvikiro isingaregereri. Vanhu vazhinji vanodzidza kushanda nzira yavo kumusoro vachishandisa nzvimbo isina kunaka, saka ndinofunga kuti gouache ingave nzira yakanaka uye inoregerera yekuenda, sezvo iine opacity yakawanda. Zvinosekesa kuti wakapedzisira wadiridza pasi kunge watercolors zvakadaro ... ndinofungidzira iwe unoziva zvaunoda.

E: Waivepi muna 1999! "Eric, rega kushanda muwatercolor, hazvisanganisire chena, ibenzi!”

G: Ndizvozvo, ine kusavapo.

E: Uye unoziva chii? Zvakaoma. Ndakanga ndisingazivi mashandisiro azvo nounyanzvi, kana kuva nechimiro chechimiro chokugadzira chimwe chinhu chakanaka zviri nyore, kuchiita nounyanzvi ... Vamwe vanhu vanoziva kuisa pasi masking layer, mbama pakusuka kweruvara, kushandisa chidzimiso chekusimudza masking kumusoro mushure ... rudzi urwu rwemashiripiti ... Pamwe haisiriyo mhando yekudhirowa yandinoita. Zvinonzwika serudo.

Ini zvakare ndaishandisa chete watercolor blocks ... kupenga. Mapeji anosungirirwa nekuda kwemabatirwo aakaitwa pabhodhi.

Saka: gouache uye kaviri-mukobvu mufananidzo bhodhi, izvo zvisingabviri kubhuroka, nekuti chidimbu chega chega chakanamira pakutsigirwa kwayo. Ndizvo zvaive zvinhu zvakanaka. Bainbridge Board, Cold-Pressed Number 80 ... Kana kudhirowa kwapera, ndaibva ndatora banga ndonanzva mupendero kuti ndiripepete kubva kumusana. Mapepa anochinjika aidiwa kune madhiramu scanner. Ndaifanira kufunga izvozvo.

G: Ok, saka ndakaita kumwe kuungana kwevanhu kuti ndizive izvo vamwe vanhu vanokuda vanoda kuziva.

E: [Inzwi rekusatenda]

G: Ingondiitira moyo murefu. Vanoda kuziva kuti nzvimbo yako yekugara yakaita sei. Inoti iwe unogara mukamuri diki muWest Village. Asi ndipe zvekushanda nazvo. Semunhu ane hanya nenzvimbo, panofanira kunge paine chimwe chinhu. Iwe unoronga-mavara makagi ako here? Iwe une shawl dzakawanda here?

E: Ava vanonzi vanhu vanofanirwa kunge vachibvumira mukana wekuti pane nyonganiso yakawanda kupfuura yavanganakidzwa nayo. Mabhuku akawanda, tafura yebasa yakabatikana zvikuru ... Hechino chimwe chinhu: chinhu chimwe chandakaona kuti ndaida chaiva chekare tsvuku-ne-chena yakaongororwa picnic-tafura tablecloth. Ndinofunga inogona kunge iri anti-stress agent. Saka ndine imwe patafura yangu yekudhirowa.

Zvinhu zvidiki zvakawandisa kazhinji. Ndinoshuva kuti dai zvose zvaiva zvipo ... Asi zvimwe ndizvo. Pane peya yeanchor cufflinks mudiki bhokisi dzvuku, uye classic scout banga; nyuchi duku yevhu kubva kumuzukuru wangu; mwarikadzi Minerva, ane sidekick zizi, handiti? Saka, rudzi rwezizi redombo rakaoma kwazvo.

Imba yacho ... idiki kwazvo. Ndakaipenda ini. Imba yekutandarira ndiyo inozorodza ruvara rweHershey's chocolate bar. Nzira yekupinda nayo imhando -- Handikwanise kubva pazita repende, wiri "Frankincense" -- inozorodza, yepingi yepasi. Pandakaona mubathroom umu, ndakaramba ndichifunga "Taxi Driver." Imba yekugezera yaungatarisira kuwana murume akafa. Kungotumbuka mold uye girobhu rakashama.

Ndiyo yaive nhanho yekutanga, kuvandudza imba-hungwaru. Pakanga pasina kana imwe nzvimbo yakachinjika. Zvaiita sokuti mumwe munhu akanga aisa kamera kuti indione ndichiedza kudzikamisa zvinhu panzvimbo yakakombama. Saka ndakafunga "Kugehena neizvi" uye ndakavaka bhuku remabhuku uyezve imwe sherufu, iyo zvino yava nemwenje. Ini ndinoda kuita izvozvo, kuvaka zvinhu, uye kuona nzvimbo, nekuti ini ndinoshanda zvakanyanya kubva kumba, uye iwe unofanirwa kuisa munhamburiko. Dzimwe nguva zvakakosha, kungomira pamusuwo uchifunga “Zvakanaka, chii chiri kuitika pano? Izvozvo zvaizoratidzika sei? Chii chinoda kuitika mberi?"

Ndakagadzira mamwe mapikicha uye zvinhu ... Ndingangofanira kuwana imwe nzvimbo yekuchengetera yemifananidzo yangu yapfuura. Panofanira kunge paine mabhizinesi evanhu vari kutsvaga kuchengeta zvimwe zvinhu kunze kwematombo anokosha, zvinhu zvinoda kuchengetwa kumwe kunodziya uye kwakaoma. Ndinogona kungodziisa mubhokisi.

G: Bhokisi rakanaka, ndinovimba. Vakakodzera. Panyaya yemasherufu emabhuku, uri kuverenga chero chinhu chinonakidza here?

E: Ndiri kuverenga novel rinonzi Camilla, yakatanga kunzi Camilla Dickinson naMadeleine L'Engle. Mazhinji emabhuku ake akati wandei anonakidza, asi iri rinongodzika midzi mumanzwiro uye vanhu uye hupenyu. Ndiro bhuku rekutanga randinogona kuyeuka ndichiverenga apo mumwe munhu ari kubata neruzha rwuchibva kuThird Avenue Elevated Train, iyo yakamira kuvapo muna 1953. Saka izvo zvakatsvinda.

Pane mumwe munyori wenhau wandinoda, Richard Price, aive nepfungwa yekuti achazoburitsa bhuku rehutsotsi. Izvi ndozvaanowanzo kuita, asi mabasa ehunyanzvi - anotora makore masere pop -- saka (ndinofunga kuti ndizvozvo) aifunga kuti, pasi pezita repeni, uyu alternate persona, aingoita crank one. kunze pasina nguva ... Uye zvechokwadi zvakamutorera 8 makore. Aizoshambadzira pasi pezita repeni, asi bhuku sekubuda kwarakaita rakanzwika serinovhero raRichard Price, saka chivharo chinoti. Vachena "naRichard Price achinyora saHarry Brandt." Zvakadaro, Brandt kana Mutengo, zvinoshamisa.

G: Pane here mabhuku ehudiki anouya mupfungwa, angave ane pesvedzero parwendo rwako pachako kana semufanikiso?

E: Hongu. Iyo yekutanga edition ye James uye Giant Peach. Ndiri kuedza kurangarira zita remukadzi akavaratidza, zita iroro ndairishandisa pamuromo werurimi rwangu. Nancy Ekholm Burkert. Akanaka. Uye sezviri pachena zvakanyanya mukurumbira kune yake vhezheni ye Snow White. uye Charlie uye Chocolate Factory. Joseph Schindelman. Izvo zvinoshamisa, zvakare.

Ndinofunga pane imwe nguva vakoma vangu vaida kuratidza kushamwari dzavo chokwadi chinokatyamadza chokuti munun’una wavo aigona kuverenga. Handifunge kuti ndakatanga kuverenga nekukurumidza -- ndinofunga vanga vangobhowekana. Sekuti, "Eric anogona kuverenga, tarisa izvi!" Saka vaizonamatira The Hobbit pamberi pangu, uye ndaiverenga zvinonzwika mapeji maviri okutanga e The Hobbit. Ndakabva ndangoramba ndichiverenga. The Hobbit yaive imwe yezvandaida uye zvechokwadi imwe pesvedzero yekutanga.

Ndakarwara chaizvo ndiri mugiredhi 1, uye kuverenga ndiko kwandakaita chete. Ndinofunga kuti vanhu vose vanoverengera mafaro vanofanira kuita izvi pane imwe nguva. Iwe unofanirwa, pane imwe nguva, kungonyura mukati uye kugadzira hukama hwako nekuita-kutenda uye mazwi pabepa.

G: Pane here chawataura chaungada kuzvifananidzira?

E: Ndaiziva kuti uchandibvunza izvozvo, uye ndanga ndichimhanya mumusoro mangu ndichiedza kuwana mhinduro. Ndinoda Quentin Blake, asi handifarire pfungwa yekutsiva varatidziri vepakutanga nevanodhiroweta vatsva ... Ndinofunga ndinovada sezvavari.

Paive neJames Bond Book nezvezvombo. Ndinogona kuita kuti izvi zviti wedzerei kumba, kudziirira zvishoma. Ndinoda kutenga.

Kwete kuti ndaigona kubudirira pazviri, asi ndinogona kuzviona pachangu ndichigadzirisa a Dungeons uye Dragons guidebook. Pane hurongwa hwekunzwa kune izvo zvinhu, uye pamwe mamwe marginalia angave anonakidza. Ini handina kumbobvira ndatamba Dungeons nemaDragons padanho iroro ... Asi iwo - mutambo, ndinoreva - waigara uchinambwa kutenderedza mepu. Rudzi rwe "Ah ... nyaya nguva ..." kunzwa, kana izvo zvine musoro.

G: Saka iyi pfungwa yekugadzira mepu, inobva papfungwa yenyaya dzese dziri kuitika munyika yaunonzwisisa here?

E: Zvimwe ndezvekunzwa kwekusiya izvo zvinozivikanwa kwechinguva, uye kuenda kumwe kunonyanya kunakidza. Zvakare iyo pfungwa yekuvhiringidzika, uye iyo dhizaini iyo disorientation inoratidza.

Mamepu e Ishe Rings zvakaitwa nemwanakomana waTolkien, uye ndinoda pfungwa iyoyo. Chinhu chimwe chakaramba chiri pandiri ndechekuti, parwendo, unongoshanyira zvingangoita 20% yemepu. Ndinofunga kuti vana vanofunga pachavo, "Nei tisiri kunzwa kubva kune ava varume vari kuno?" Mamepu anoita sechikamu chakakosha chekutaura nyaya. Ndizvo zvakaita chivharo, zvakadaro. Ndicho chikonzero iwe haugone hafu-mbongoro chivharo chebhuku. Nyaya inotangira ipapo, ungave uchida usingadi.

Ndakanga ndichitaura kune vamwe vana nezvebhuku rangu, uye vakanga vasina tsitsi pamusoro pebutiro. Inonzi Chuck Dugan ndiye AWOL.

Bhuku raVaAnderson

Paunenge uchiverenga bhuku, hausi kunyatsosvika kune zita regamba kusvikira mumwe munhu azvitaura munhaurirano. Saka vana ava vakabvunza kuti sei rondedzero isingataure zita rake chete. Uye ndakafunga ndega, "Zvakanaka, iri pakavha, chii chimwe chauri kuda?" Asi zvakanaka kungwarira zvinhu zvakadaro. Kutaura nyaya zvakanaka zvakanyanya mukombe wangu wetii. Uye handisi ndega.

G: Wakabvumirana here nevana pane imwe nguva pamusoro pekushoropodzwa kwavo?

E: Ndakabvumirana neinenge 100% yekutsoropodza kwavo. Vakandishamisa chaizvo. Chuck irudzi rwemufambisi wechikepe akaberekwa, uye vakandibvunza, "Kana ari mutyairi wengarava, nei asingakwanisi kugara muchikepe?" Ndakanga ndisati ndaverenga nhamba dzenguva dzaanosvetuka kubva kana kukukurwa kubva pamabhoti akasiyana-siyana mubhuku. Saka ndakangoti, “Zvakanaka, munoziva, haana vhiki rakanaka. Vazhinji vakaipa. Dambudziko rakawanda. Anogona kugara muigwa, hongu, asi iyewo mushahwi akanaka zvakaenzana. Saka kana vanhu vakaipa vabuda, ringava zano rakanaka kusvetukira mhiri.”

Zvandisina kutaura ndezvokuti kufemerwa kwekutanga kusvetuka pamusoro pechikepe kwakabva kuna Paul Newman, kubva mufirimu rinonzi "The Mackintosh Man" kubva muna 1974. Newman's a secret agent uyo akauya kuzosunga musori ane mukurumbira wakashata akaridzwa naJames Mason, uyo anoitika. kuve akanaka pakuva tsotsi uye ari muchikwata nemapurisa eko, uye saka matafura akabatidzwa gamba redu. Newman anoona kuti ndiye ave kuda kusungwa. Saka, akapfeka sutu netayi, anonyura muchikepe, oshambira pasi pechikepe achienda kune rimwe divi, uye anotiza. Zvakaramba zvakaita kwandiri seimwe yekushamisika kukuru kunofambiswa nemukuru anogara mumamuvhi.

G: Kutidzosera kumashure kune maitiro ari kumashure kwebhuku rako, uye mazhinji ebasa rako chaizvo, unogona kunditsanangurira here kuti maitiro ako anoita sei paunotanga basa idzva? Ndiri kuda kuziva zvakaitika pawakapihwa kuProjekti Puffin.

E: Kucheka bhodhi remifananidzo. Handizivi kuti sei ndichiita izvi, asi ndinobva ndadzima bhodhi racho. Hapachina pachiri. Asi ndinofunga kuti ndiri kungodziya moto, kunge injini yemotokari.

Ndobva ndapinda ndomaka micheto yangu, inchi kubva kudivi rega rega rebhodhi. Bhaketi diki, munoziva, longitudo uye latitude.

Ndinosuka palette yangu. Ndine seti yakanaka yemapendi ependi, akagadzirwa kubva kune porcelain. Vanoita kunge vakagadzirwa nepurasitiki mazuvano, asi ini ndinofarira iyo porcelain.

Kuchenesa zvinyoreso ... handisati ndamboshandisa zvinyoreso nguva pfupi yadarika. Mumwe munhu akachinja vagadziri, ndinofunga. Vatsva vanongobaya inki pese pese. Vanenge vasina kubata mutsara wakachena.

Dzimwe nguva zvinonzwa sekupera kwenguva. Zvishandiso zvakawanda uye zvekushandisa zvandinoshandisa ... ndinenge ndasvika pakunyura kwezuva. Mazhinji emifananidzo anoita kunge ane hukama hwakadaro nekukurumidza kune dijitari stylus uye piritsi. Handina kuwirirana, ndinotya.

Zvakafanana nema e-books. Ndinoverenga mabhuku akaoma uye nguva dzose ndine penzura yekunyora zvinyorwa zvishoma. Ndinofunga kunyange manyorerwo epepa anodzamisa chiitiko, munoziva? Zvinongowedzera budiriro shoma mupfungwa dzako iwe waisazowana neimwe nzira. Zvakafanana nekuenda kuraibhurari chaiyo pane kushandisa algorithms kutsvaga mabhuku matsva. Dzimwe nguva, njodzi haigone kuve algorithm.

G: Tsaona haigone kuve algorithm. Mutsara wakadii. Dai takaswera tese, ndaikutenderai kuti muwedzere pane izvozvo. Asi nhamo isu hatidaro. Ngatitaure nezve Puffin. Ndeipi nzira yako yekufunga shure kweizvozvo?

E: Yaifanira kunge iri sketch. Ndakanzwa izvozvo ndikafunga, “Zvakanaka, ngatiregei tizviregeredze izvozvo.” Munoziva, mifananidzo yangu haina kunyanya kunaka. Madoodles angu anoita se“vanhu vasingakwanisi kudhirowa” doodles. Haikwanise kubvumira iyo façade kudonha!

Saka ndakafunga kuti, achave mudiki, asi anofanira kunge akakura mumweya. Anofanira kuva nehunhu. Saka ndakapinda, uye ndakatarisa chinyorwa chaicho. Ndakanga ndakanganwa kuti mapuffin haataridzi semapenguin ... saka chinhu chekutanga chandakaita kutora boka remifananidzo yemapuffin.

Ini ndaida iyi businesspuffin - iri kuita teleconference misangano, munoziva, iyi inyanzvi puffin -- kuva nebriefcase netayi. Asi iyewo chisikwa chezvakasikwa, saka ndaida kuti agadzirire chiito. Ishiri; pamwe pane mhepo ine simba iri kuvhuvhuta, tayi yake iri kubvongodzwa, uye ruoko rwake rwakaita se, rwakabata bhegi, kunze nekona. Ane rimwe gumbo mudenga kuitira balance.

Chimiro chemuviri -- chii chinosekesa? Ndakafunga kudaro. Saka zvino musoro wake, ndakadhirowa shanduro mbiri. Iye wandinoda akaita senge Eddie Munster. Ndakafunga kuti airatidzika kunge akangwara, uye asinganzwisisike, ndikafunga kuti, “Zvinoita sezvakanaka.” Saka ndakaedza kuifuridza, uye yakanga isisina kunaka kwayo. Uye iro ndiro rinogara riri dambudziko, kuwana spark kubva pane diki zano kuti urambe uri mupenyu kana yawedzera nyama-kunze.

Saka isu tine uyu musoro weFrankenstein, rudzi rwetrapezoid kana rhombazoid, kana riri iro izwi chairo [hazvisi], chimwe chinhu chakati sandara kumativi ose ari maviri.

Pakutanga, ndaiedza kumupa maziso anoratidza, asi nekamusoro aka, ndakazongoedza madonhwe. Ndakarangarira claymation penguin kubva ku "The Wrong Trousers" -- Wakambozviona here? -- Vagadziri vanokwanisa kukwenya huwandu hukuru hwekutaura mumaziso maviri emarble epenguin. Paanenge akatarisa asingabwairi, zvinoshungurudza zvikuru.

Ndakabvisa chinhu chemhepo, uye panzvimbo pacho ndakafunga, "Kana ukatarisa makumbo ake, tichafanira kumupa shangu dzepuffin." Saka ndakaenda kunotarisa kuChurch's, yekare yakatangwa yekugadzira shangu yeBritish.

... Saka, hongu, ndakatanga kufunga nezvepuffin shangu. Achange achisimudza gumbo rake kuratidza kuti akapfeka shangu dzakakosha dzakagadzirwa nehunyanzvi hwekugadzira shangu dzepuffin. Nderipi zita rakanaka kune shangu dzepuffin?

Goslings, Paddlers, zita refu rinosanganisira Rudders ... Panguva ino, ndiri kungoyedza kugadzira mazita ebhutsu yebhutsu. Ishiri yegungwa, tsoka dzake dzakaita sezvidzoreso. Saka ini ndinotanga kukudza maPuddlers, maRaddlers, ndokugara pa: "Rudders Custom Made."

Ari taciturn. Asi masokisi ake anoenderana nemavara emuromo wake. Ndiko kugutsurira musoro kwaaiita sezvo tie yake iri nhema ine mavara machena. Idzo dzakanga dzakagadzirwa neribhoni rokururamisa tapureta. Icho chaicho chidimbu chidiki chefirimu chine chena emulsion kune rimwe divi. Kana ukakwenya penzura pamusoro pazvo, unogona kusiya nzvimbo diki chena. Saka ndozvinoita zvikwambo zvichena zvetie yake.

He zvinoita sebhizinesi, asi kwete kuseka. Shangu dzake dzakanaka, nekuti zvidzoreso; ndiwo mugadzirirwo wetsoka dzake, ane tsoka dzakarukwa. Iyo briefcase yakaita sechinhu chaungadai wakatakura paB-52: Air Force yaive nemabhegi makuru aya. Vakomana vaizokwira neanoziva kuti mangani mabhuku ekunyorera uye chii-zvese -- saka, katatu-yakafara, accordion briefcase.

G: Ndinoona kuti wagadzira shangu dzake mapapiro emapapiro akangwara, achiona seshiri.

E: Handina kumbofunga nezvazvo.

G: Uri kutamba.

E: Ndanga ndichifunga kuti ndakanzwa sei shangu idzodzo dzichitsanangurwa se "perforated." Ndakafarira izwi iro, imwe anachronism yenguva dzakapfuura -- chirevo chekare. Ndizvo zvaiva mupfungwa dzangu. Asi hongu, mapapiro. Eheka.

G: Ini ndinofungidzira ndichafanira kupedzisa pamubvunzo wakawandisa, nekuti ndinoziva kuti ndiri kudya mukati menguva yako yemasikati pano. Kana iwe uchingokwanisa kutora chinhu chimwe chete pazororo kuti uite art nacho, chingave chii?

E: Penzura yangu ine rombo rakanaka. Zvinorema. ChiGerman. Icho chishandiso chakakomba. Penzura iyoyo inoreva zvakawanda kwandiri.

Ndiri kuverenga bhuku revana izvozvi apo chitsauko choga choga chinotanga nemufananidzo wepenzura wakapfava, uye rinodziya zvikuru. Saka, ndaizoda izvozvo.

G: Zvanga zvichifadza kusangana newe uye kutaura newe zviri pachena. Ndichava nechokwadi chekutumira izvi nenzira yako ndisati ndashambadza.

E: Maita basa, ndinotenda izvozvo. I have a hunch pane mazwi andisingade pese pese padhuze.

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Nepo ndaisafanira kuburitsa chero emazwi ake, ndakapedza maawa akati wandei ndichiedza kusarudza zvakanakisa, zvakakosha zvidimbu zvehurukuro iyi. MaharaConferensi yaibatsira zvakakwana kunditungamira ndichishandisa yedu AutoSearch basa, zvichireva kuti ndaigona kuwana chero chikamu chebvunzurudzo kuburikidza nebhadha yekutsvaga data mune yakachengetwa kurekodha.

Unogona kuwana zvimwe zvebasa raEric pano, iyo ine vhezheni inodhaunirodha yepotfolio yake.

Kubvunzurudza maartist ndechimwe chezvakanakisa zvikamu zvebasa rangu pano, uye hazvaizogoneka nguva zhinji pasina chaiyo conferencing. Dai ndaifanira kugogodza pamusuwo wake kuti ndiverenge iyi bvunzurudzo, ndinogona kuvimbisa kuti hapazove nemepu yayo.

Ndapotsa ndakanganwa -- Eric Chase Anderson anoisa sinamoni mukofi yake. Zvino munoziva. 

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