Pamene mukuwerenga bukhuli, simufika pa dzina la ngwaziyo mpaka wina atatchulapo pokambirana. Choncho anawo anafunsa chifukwa chake nkhaniyo simangotchula dzina lake basi. Ndipo ndidadzifunsa ndekha, "Chabwino, ili pachikuto, mukufuna chiyani china?" Koma ndi bwino kukhala tcheru ndi zinthu ngati zimenezo. Kunena bwino nkhani ndi kapu yanga ya tiyi. Ndipo si ine ndekha. G: Kodi mumavomerezana ndi anawo panthawi iliyonse ponena za zotsutsa zawo? E: Ndinavomereza pafupifupi 100% ya kutsutsa kwawo. Anandidabwitsadi. Chuck ali ngati munthu wobadwa m’ngalawa, ndipo anandifunsa kuti, “Ngati iye ndi wamalinyero wamkulu chonchi, n’chifukwa chiyani sangakwanitse kukhala m’ngalawa? Sindinawerenge nthawi yomwe amadumpha kapena kuthamangitsidwa m'mabwato osiyanasiyana m'buku. Kotero ine ndinangoti, “Chabwino, inu mukudziwa, iye sakukhala ndi sabata yabwino. Amuna ambiri oyipa. Mavuto ambiri. Iye akhoza kukhala m’ngalawa, inde, koma iyenso ndi wosambira bwino mofananamo. Chotero pamene anthu oipa atulukira, lingakhale lingaliro labwino kudumpha m’mwamba.” Chimene sindinatchule ndi momwe kudzoza koyambirira kodumphira pamwamba kunachokera kwa Paul Newman, kuchokera ku filimu yotchedwa "The Mackintosh Man" kuchokera ku 1974. Newman ndi wothandizira chinsinsi yemwe wabwera kudzamanga kazitape wodziwika bwino wosewera ndi James Mason, yemwe amachitika. kukhala waluso pakukhala wachinyengo komanso wolumikizana ndi apolisi akumaloko, ndiye kuti matebulo akutembenukira ngwazi yathu. Newman akuzindikira kuti ndi amene watsala pang'ono kumangidwa. Chotero, atavala suti ndi tayi, akudumphira m’nyanja, nasambira pansi pa boti kupita kutsidya lina, napulumuka. Zinakhalabe kwa ine ngati chimodzi mwazinthu zodabwitsa zomwe munthu wamkulu adachitapo m'mafilimu. G: Kutibweretsanso ku ndondomeko ya kuseri kwa bukhu lanu, ndi ntchito zanu zambiri, mungandifotokozere momwe machitidwe anu amawonekera mukayamba ntchito yatsopano? Ndikufuna kudziwa zomwe zidachitika mutatumizidwa ku Project Puffin. E: Kudula thabwa la zithunzi. Sindikudziwa chifukwa chake ndikuchitira izi, koma ndikuchotsa bolodi mosamala. Palibe kalikonse pa izo panobe. Koma ndikuganiza ndikungotenthetsa, ngati injini yagalimoto. Kenako ndimalowa ndikulemba m'mphepete mwanga, inchi kuchokera mbali iliyonse ya bolodi. Kagulu kakang'ono, mukudziwa, kutalika ndi kutalika. Ndimatsuka phale langa. Ndili ndi mapepala abwino a penti, opangidwa kuchokera ku dothi. Zikuwoneka kuti ndi zapulasitiki masiku ano, koma ndimakonda zadothi. Zolembera zoyeretsera ... Sindinagwiritse ntchito zolembera posachedwapa. Winawake adasintha opanga, ndikuganiza. Zatsopano zimangoyimitsa inki paliponse. Iwo sakuwoneka kuti akugwira mzere woyera. Nthawi zina zimamveka ngati kutha kwa nthawi. Zida zambiri ndi zinthu zomwe ndimagwiritsa ntchito ... Ndikuwoneka kuti ndafika pakulowa kwa dzuwa. Ojambula ambiri amawoneka kuti ali ndi kulumikizana kwanthawi yomweyo ndi cholembera cha digito ndi piritsi. Ndilibe chiyanjano, ndikuwopa. Ndi momwemonso ndi e-books. Ndimawerenga mabuku a hardback ndipo nthawi zonse ndimakhala ndi pensulo yolembera zolemba zazing'ono. Ndikuganiza kuti ngakhale mawonekedwe a pepalalo amakulitsa chidziwitsocho, mukudziwa? Zimangowonjezera kukula pang'ono mu malingaliro anu omwe simukanapeza. Zili ngati kupita ku laibulale yeniyeni m'malo mogwiritsa ntchito ma aligorivimu kuti mupeze mabuku atsopano. Nthawi zina, ngoziyo singakhale algorithm. G: Ngoziyo singakhale algorithm. Mzere wake. Tikanakhala ndi tsiku lonse, ndikanakulolani kuti muwonjezere pa izo. Koma tsoka, sititero. Tiye tikambirane za Puffin. Kodi kuganiza kwanu kunali kotani pambuyo pake? E: Zimayenera kukhala sketch. Ine ndinamva izo ndipo ndinaganiza, “Chabwino, tiyeni tinyalanyaze mwatheka zimenezo.” Mukudziwa, zojambula zanga sizabwino kwenikweni. Zithunzi zanga zimawoneka ngati "anthu omwe sangathe kujambula" zithunzi. Sindingalole kuti façade igwe! Kotero ine ndinaganiza, iye adzakhala wamng'ono, koma iye ayenera kukhala wamkulu mu mzimu. Iye ayenera kukhala ndi khalidwe. Chotero ndinalowa, ndipo ndinayang’ana pa nkhani yowona. Ndinayiwala kuti ma puffin samawoneka ngati ma pengwini ... kotero chinthu choyamba chomwe ndinachita chinali kupeza mulu wa zithunzi za ma puffin. Ndimafuna businesspuffin iyi -- ikukhala ndi misonkhano ya teleconference, mukudziwa, uyu ndi puffin waukadaulo - akhale ndi chikwama ndi tayi. Koma iyenso ndi cholengedwa cha chilengedwe, choncho ndinkafuna kuti akhale wokonzeka kuchitapo kanthu. Iye ndi mbalame; mwina pali mphepo yamphamvu ikuwomba, tayi yake ikugwedezeka, ndipo dzanja lake liri ngati, lagwira chikwama, kunja ndi ngodya. Ali ndi mwendo umodzi mmwamba kuti ukhale wokwanira. Maonekedwe a thupi -- choseketsa nchiyani? Ngati dzira, ndinaganiza. Ndiye mutu wake, ine ndinajambula angapo Mabaibulo. Zomwe ndimakonda zimawoneka ngati Eddie Munster. Ine ndimaganiza kuti iye amawoneka wanzeru, ndi wodabwitsa, ndipo ine ndinaganiza, “Izo zikuwoneka zolondola.” Chifukwa chake ndidayesa kuyiphulitsa, ndipo idalibenso kukoma koyenera. Ndipo nthawi zonse ndizovuta, kupeza mphamvu kuchokera ku lingaliro laling'ono kuti likhalebe ndi moyo likakhala kuti latha. Chifukwa chake tili ndi mutu wa Frankenstein, mtundu wa trapezoid kapena rhombazoid, ngati ndi mawu oyenera [siziri], chinachake chophwanyika mbali zonse ziwiri.
Poyamba, ndimayesa kumupatsa maso owoneka bwino, koma ndi mutu wawung'ono, pamapeto pake ndidangoyesa madontho. Ndinakumbukira pinguin ya claymation kuchokera ku "Trouser Lolakwika" -- Kodi munaliwonapo? - Opanga amatha kukweza mawu ambiri m'maso ang'onoang'ono a marble a penguin. Pamene akuyang'ana mosayang'ana, zimakhala zowopsya kwambiri. Ndinachotsa mphepo, ndipo m'malo mwake ndinaganiza, "Mukayang'ana miyendo yake, tiyenera kumupatsa nsapato za puffin." Chifukwa chake ndidapita kukawona za Church's, wopanga nsapato wakale waku Britain. ... Kotero, inde, ndinayamba kuganizira za nsapato za puffin. Adzakhala akukweza mwendo wake kuti awulule kuti wavala nsapato zapadera zopangidwa ndi mmisiri wapamwamba kwambiri wa nsapato za puffin. Dzina labwino la nsapato za puffin ndi chiyani? Goslings, Paddlers, dzina lalitali kuphatikizapo Rudders ... Pano, ndikungoyesa kupanga mayina a nsapato za puffin. Iye ndi mbalame ya m’madzi, mapazi ake kwenikweni ndi zowongolera. Chifukwa chake ndikuyamba kuyimba pa Puddlers, Raddlers, ndikukhazikika pa: "Rudders Custom Made."
Iye ndi taciturn. Koma masokosi ake amafanana ndi mitundu ya milomo yake. Kumeneko ndiye kugwedeza mutu wake wabata, popeza tayi yake ndi yakuda ndi zotupa zoyera. Izi zinapangidwa ndi riboni yokonza mataipi. Ndi kwenikweni kachidutswa kakang'ono ka filimu ndi emulsion woyera mbali imodzi. Mukakolopa pensulo pamenepo, mutha kusiya madera oyera. Ndiye kuti tayi yake yoyera ndi yoyera.
Hezikuwoneka ngati bizinesi, koma osati nthabwala. Nsapato zake nzabwino chifukwa ndi zowongolera: ndi mawonekedwe a mapazi ake, ndipo mapazi ake ali ndi ukonde. Chikwamachi chili ngati chomwe mukadanyamula B-52: Air Force inali ndi zikwama zazikuluzikuluzi. Anyamata amapita ndi omwe amadziwa zolemba zingati ndi chiyani-zonse --chonse, katatu, chikwama cha accordion.
G: Ndikupeza kuti munapanga nsapato zake nsonga za mapiko wochenjera kwambiri, powona ngati mbalame. E: Sindinaganizepo zimenezo. G: Mukuseka. E: Ndinkaganiza momwe ndinamvera nsapatozo zikufotokozedwa kuti "zobowola." Ndidakonda mawu amenewo, anachronism ina ya nthawi zakale - chilankhulo chakale. Ndi zomwe zinali mu malingaliro anga. Koma eya, mapiko. Kumene. G: Ndikuganiza kuti ndiyenera kuthera pa funso lochulukirachulukira, chifukwa ndikudziwa kuti ndikudya masana anu pano. Ngati mungangotenga chinthu chimodzi patchuthi kuti mupange zojambulajambula, chikanakhala chiyani? E: Pensulo yanga yamwayi. Ndilolemera. Ndi Chijeremani. Ndi chida chachikulu. Pensulo imeneyo imatanthauza zambiri kwa ine. Panopa ndikuwerenga buku la ana limene mutu uliwonse umayamba ndi chithunzi chooneka bwino cha pensulo, ndipo ndi lofunda kwambiri. Kotero, ine ndikanafuna izo. G: Zakhala zosangalatsa kukumana nanu ndikulankhula nanu momasuka. Nditsimikiza kuti ndakutumizirani izi musanasindikize. E: Zikomo, ndimayamikira zimenezo. Ndili ndi lingaliro kuti panali mawu omwe sindikufuna kulikonse pafupi ndi mnzake.
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Ngakhale sindinafunikire kutulutsa mawu ake aliwonse, ndidakhala maola angapo ndikuyesa kusankha zabwino kwambiri, zamtengo wapatali pazokambiranazi. FreeConference zinali zothandiza kunditsogolera pogwiritsa ntchito AutoSearch, kutanthauza kuti nditha kupeza pafupifupi gawo lililonse lazoyankhulana kudzera pakusaka kwa data muzojambula zosungidwa. Mutha kudziwa zambiri za ntchito za Eric Pano, yomwe ili ndi mtundu wotsitsa wa mbiri yake.