Ke kaha kiʻi ʻana iā Eric Anderson

I ke kamaʻilio ʻana me Eric Anderson, ka mea kākau i hānau ʻia ma Texas, ka mea kiʻi kiʻi, a me ka mea keaka manawa ma nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni a kona kaikunāne, ʻo ka mea mua aʻu i hana ai, ʻo ia ka mea i manaʻo ʻia he kahiko ʻo ia. He mea kahiko. Ua ʻōlelo wale wau ua ʻike wau e pili ana i ʻo ia no kekahi manawa.

"ʻAe," ʻū ʻo ia. "Ua lōʻihi ka manawa i kēia manawa."

Ua ʻeleu wau e wehewehe he mea maʻalahi wau e mahalo wau i kāna hana no kekahi manawa. Akā ua hana ʻia ka pōʻino.  

Ua kamaʻilio mākou no kahi ʻoihana hou ma FreeConference: Papahana Puffin. Ua hele aku mākou iā ia no kahi komisina ma ke ʻano he mea pena kiʻi nui a mākou, makemake mākou e ʻike i ka mea e hiki ai iā ia ke noʻonoʻo no kā mākou mascot aloha. Eia kā mākou i hoʻi ai.

ʻO Mr. Anderson's Puffin, 2018

ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke kali e nīnau no ia mea. Akā ʻo ka mua, ua kūkākūkā mākou i ka lewa. Ma hope o ka hoʻolohe ʻana iā ia e hoʻopiʻi nei no ke anuanu ʻole o New York, haʻi wau iā ia e ʻaʻahu mākou i nā pālule ma luna o ka zero-degree Celsius.

E: ʻAe, ʻoi aku ka mānoanoa a ʻoi aku ka puʻuwai o kou koko i ka wā e noho ana ʻoe. Aia ʻoe ma Toronto?

G: Ae,' o wau.

E: Kaona kahiko. ʻAʻole au i hele i laila, akā makemake wau.

G: Ke alakaʻi maoli nei iaʻu i kekahi o kaʻu mau nīnau. He wahi punahele kāu ma ke ao nei? Makemake paha ʻoe e hana i palapala ʻāina?

E: Ua nīnau mai kekahi iaʻu i kēia, a hiki iaʻu ke haʻi aku e hoʻāʻo ana ʻo ia iaʻu e inoa i kahi mea hoihoi loa. He paʻakikī ʻike a ʻano ʻē aʻe ia, a ʻo koʻu manaʻo e ʻōlelo i kahi mea ʻoluʻolu loa.

Akā, ua pane pololei wau iā ia. Ua ʻōlelo wau makemake wau e hele i kahi mākaʻikaʻi o nā hōkele ʻo Great Canadian Railway Hotels. Ua hana ʻo ia i kēia ʻano haʻalulu, akā ʻo ia ka ʻoiaʻiʻo! Loaʻa iā ʻoukou e ka poʻe Kanada kēlā mau hōkele kaʻaahi maʻamau a puni ka ʻāina. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu inā lawelawe lākou i kahi alahao. Akā, he mau hale kākela lākou a pau. ʻAʻole paha lākou he mau hōkele hou. Akā maikaʻi lākou iaʻu.

G: Ua like ia me ke kea ma waena o Darjeeling Limited a me Grand Budapest Hotel. Loaʻa iā ʻoe kekahi mau hoʻopaʻa ʻana ma ʻaneʻi.

E: ʻAe, ʻae wau, akā ʻike ʻoe, ua noʻonoʻo wau e like me ... Ua ʻike anei ʻoe i ka "49th Parralel," ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni WW2?

G: Aole au. ʻAʻole wau he cinephile kahiko. He mau mea kaʻu e hana ai. Makemake ʻoe ia?

E: Manaʻo wau: ua hana ʻia e ʻelua o nā poʻe kiʻekiʻe o ka hana kiʻi holoʻokoʻa i koʻu manaʻo. E pili ana ia i nā Nazis ma Kanada, ma mua o ke komo ʻana o ʻAmelika i ke kaua. Hoʻokumu ʻia ia ma kahi moʻolelo ʻoiaʻiʻo. Manaʻo wau i kēlā manawa - e noʻonoʻo ʻoe ʻo 1939 kēia - ʻo ka manaʻo o ka pana ʻana ma kahi wahi he mea ʻokoʻa a he hoʻoikaika nui; a ʻo kēia alakaʻi Pelekane, ʻo Michael Powell, a me kāna hoa kākau kiʻi Hungarian, e kākau ana paha ma kāna ʻōlelo ʻekolu, ʻo Emeric Pressburger, ua pana lākou a puni Kanada. A ʻo ia ... ʻike wau he 70 mau makahiki o koʻu kiʻi o Kanada, akā ʻike wau e hele lākou i kekahi o ia mau hōkele. Ma ka liʻiliʻi hoʻokahi o lākou.

Pono ʻoe e haʻalele i nā alanui nui. Ua manaʻo wau ua paʻa ka US me kēia ʻano like ʻole, ʻano pololei ma kēlā ʻaoʻao, a ʻo ia ka ʻaoʻao. Akā, pono ʻoe e haʻalele i ka Interstate e ʻike ai.


G: No laila ke manaʻo nei au i kou ʻōlelo ʻana makemake ʻoe e huakaʻi i ka Great Canadian Railway Hotels, he mea kūpono wale ke noi e hana i kāu huakaʻi puke ma ke kaʻaahi?

E: ʻAe, ʻae. ʻO ka hana ʻana i kēlā huakaʻi puke ma ke kaʻaahi no ka mea makemake wau e hana pēlā. ʻO ia kekahi o nā mea āu e ʻike ai inā ʻae lākou, a inā hana lākou - jackpot. A heluhelu maoli au ʻAʻohe ʻāina no ka kāne kahiko, ʻaʻole ma ke ʻano he manuscript akā ma ke ʻano he leka uila. Ua hui like māua me ka mea kākau i kēlā manawa, he mau ʻoihana ʻokoʻa loa, a ʻo kekahi hapa o ka hauʻoli e noho ana ma luna o kēia kaʻaahi e holo ana ma ʻAmelika e heluhelu ana. ʻAʻohe ʻāina ma ka pona.

ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻike i ka wā i hoʻonohonoho ʻia ai ka puke. No laila ua manaʻo ʻia ka manawa ʻole. Aia kekahi mau kelepona i haʻi ʻia i loko o ka manuscript, akā ʻo kēia kanaka i loko o ia mea he Vietnam veteran kahi i ʻike ʻia ma kahi o 30, no laila ua paʻakikī ke kiʻi ʻana i kaʻu mau kamaʻilio. ʻO ka hope loa, ʻo ka extravagances, a i ʻole idiosyncracies ... anachronisms! ʻO ia ka ʻōlelo. Ua hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻia lākou. He moʻolelo kupanaha.

G: ʻIke loa ʻoe e hauʻoli i nā ʻāina a me ka nānā ʻana i nā hiʻohiʻona. No hea mai kou aloha i nā palapala ʻāina?

E: Manaʻo wau ua huikau au no ia mea, a i ʻole ua hūnā ʻia mai iaʻu no ka mea ʻaʻole wau i hoʻopaʻa i ka hoʻomanaʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi. Ma hope o koʻu hoʻomaka ʻana e hana ia mau mea, ua hoʻomanaʻo mai koʻu makuakāne iaʻu ʻo kāna hana mua e hana ana no Sinclair Oil ma Texas, e hana ana i nā palapala ʻāina o nā māla aila ... Ua ʻike paha wau i kekahi o ia mau mea. Loaʻa iaʻu kāna mau mea hana hana a me kekahi o nā puke alakaʻi āna e hoʻohana ai. No ia, ka hana ʻana i nā palapala ʻāina ʻoihana, pono ʻole kāna kākau lima - maikaʻi kaʻu kākau lima akā ʻaʻole maikaʻi e like me kāna. No laila paha, kanu ʻia i loko o ka hohonu, ʻo ia ka hana ʻana o koʻu makuakāne i nā palapala ʻāina.

ʻO ka mea ʻē aʻe, i kekahi manawa i koʻu mau makahiki he 20, ua hāʻule wale wau i kahi palapala ʻāina, kahi palapala ʻāina nui, i koʻikoʻi koke iaʻu. He mea maikaʻi loa ia, ʻo kekahi hapa no ka mea kikoʻī loa i hōʻike ʻia i nā lāʻau pākahi, a inā he pōhaku a i ʻole ka sima ke alahele. He palapala ʻāina hoʻi ia o kahi kaiāulu mōʻaukala aʻu e hoʻāʻo nei e kākau i kahi moʻolelo e pili ana i ia manawa. A he manawa Eureka kēlā. Ua like ia me ke ala ʻana i kahi hale hōʻikeʻike.

Hoʻomanaʻo mai iaʻu i ka nui o nā puke aʻu i ulu ai i hōʻike ʻia i nā palapala ʻāina. Ma ka ʻōlelo maʻamau, nui ka manawa o nā keiki ma ko lākou lima -- ʻaʻohe o lākou hana, ʻike ʻoe -- a ʻo wau wale nō paha, akā makemake wau i nā palapala ʻāina i nā moʻolelo. He mea hoʻonanea lākou -- nānā au i nā palapala ʻāina e like me koʻu nānā ʻana i ka moʻolelo. A ʻoiaʻiʻo, heluhelu hou nā keiki i nā puke i hoʻokahi miliona mau manawa ... Ua hoʻāla paha kēlā manawa Eureka i kekahi makemake innate. Ma hope koke iho, hele au a kiʻi i nā lako hana noʻeau maʻamau a hoʻomaka wau e hana i nā palapala ʻāina.

ʻAʻole wau makemake e ʻōlelo he hoʻomanaʻo spatial koʻikoʻi koʻu, no ka mea, ʻo wai ka poʻe i ʻike i kēlā. ʻO ia wale nō -- ʻike ʻoe, maikaʻi ke kani. Akā, he kaiāulu kēia aʻu i hele ai i ke kulanui. Ua lawa i laila i hiki iaʻu ke hana i nā palapala ʻāina kūpono mai ka hoʻomanaʻo ʻana. A laila hoʻomaka wau e hoʻomaka iki. No ke aha ʻaʻole kahi palapala ʻāina o ka hale a mākou i ulu ai? No ke aha ʻaʻole ka minivan a koʻu makuahine? No laila ua hoʻomaka wau e hana iā lākou i makana Kalikimaka a hoʻolōʻihi i ka wehewehe ʻana o ka "palapala palapala" e hoʻokomo i nā mea āpau i kākau a me nā lepili a me nā pua.

Manaʻo ka poʻe aʻu i kamaʻilio e pili ana i ia manawa, hiki ke lilo kēia mau palapala ʻāina i ka manaʻo noʻonoʻo wale nō, a e loaʻa iaʻu kahi manaʻo weliweli, no ka mea ʻaʻole wau maikaʻi i ka noʻonoʻo noʻonoʻo maʻemaʻe, a ʻike wau - no ka laʻana, kēlā mea pena kiʻi. no ka New YorkerʻO Roz Chast anei? Hiki iā ia ke hāʻawi iā ʻoe i palapala ʻāina o nā ʻano ʻano like ʻole o ka hoʻopiʻi ʻana no ke anu maʻamau, mai ka ʻoi loa a i ka hoihoi ʻole, ʻaʻole ia he palapala ʻāina hiki iaʻu ke hana. He kupaianaha ʻo ia i kēlā. Akā, inā he ʻohana me ka Fiat kahiko, a loaʻa i kēlā me kēia lālā o ka ʻohana kahi ʻike kūikawā, ʻo kā lākou ʻike pūlima me kēlā kaʻa, he mea hiki iaʻu ke hana, ma ke ʻano he mea hoʻomanaʻo.

Ua loaʻa i koʻu kaikunāne kekahi ʻano ʻaʻahu no ke kuhikuhi ʻana i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni: loaʻa iā ia kahi puʻupuʻu he makana, kahi kīʻaha kofe huakaʻi, a me kahi pāpale ʻulaʻula. A e hui wale ka palapala 'āina i kēlā mau mea ... Akā hiki i ka palapala 'āina ke lilo i kekahi mea. Pēlā i hoʻomaka ai. Hoʻomaka wau me nā palapala ʻāina a laila aʻo au i ke kaha kiʻi. ʻO ia ke kaʻina.

G: Hāʻawi ia iaʻu i kaʻu nīnau aʻe. Ua aʻo ʻoe iā ʻoe iho, pololei - pehea ʻoe i aʻo ai i ke kaha kiʻi? ʻO ia kahi mea āu i ʻohi wale ai ma ka mahalo ʻana i nā kiʻi a me ka nitpicking i kāu hana ponoʻī? Pehea i hoʻomaka ai kāu hana? Ua hopu wale ʻoe i kāu peni punahele a hele i laila?

E: Manaʻo wau ʻo ka pane o kēlā kaʻina nīnau "ʻAe." E like me ka naʻaupō, e hana wau i ka pena wai no ka mea ʻo ia wale nō ka mea e loaʻa ai i ka hale kūʻai ... He kani wale kēia ke haʻi aku nei au, akā kūʻai au i kaʻu mau mea hana kiʻi maikaʻi mua ma kahi pā. Aia wau ma kahi pā haʻuki ma ke kūlanakauhale ʻo Washinton, DC A ua hele mai kēia kanaka me ka lawe ʻana i kēia mau mea hana hoʻolālā Kelemania: nā peni ʻenehana, ka ʻaoʻao Farani, triangle, ruler, compass, ka pahu kula hoʻolālā makahiki hou mai 1989 i loko o kahi ʻeke Ziploc ʻoihana. Ke nānā nei ʻo ia a puni, ʻike iaʻu a me koʻu hoaaloha, a ua like ʻo ia me "Right: college guys" a hana i ka beeline. Manaʻo wau ua hāʻawi wau iā ia i ʻelima kālā. ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo i ka waiwai o ia mea, akā ua hoʻohana au ia -- kekahi o ia mea aʻu e hoʻohana nei a hiki i kēia lā.

G: Pili wau ʻo ia ka ʻelima kālā maikaʻi loa āu i hoʻolilo ai.

E: ʻAe. Hoʻopili paha ia iaʻu i kahi hewa. Ua uku au iā lākou.

Me he mea lā e hiki mai ana nā mea. Ua pena au me ka pena wai a hiki i kahi kanaka noʻonoʻo nui ko Rob Reynolds i ʻōlelo mai iaʻu, “Eric, ua noʻonoʻo anei ʻoe e hoʻāʻo i ka gouache?” A ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻo kaʻu pane: "He aha ka gouache?"

G: E nīnau au, aia kekahi mau ʻāpana āu i paʻi ai e makemake ʻoe e huki hou?

E: ʻAe a ʻaʻole, no ka mea, inā wau e hana hou i ka ʻeke no ka DVD Rushmore, a laila ʻaʻole ia he mea like. He mea ʻē aʻe. E hoʻokuʻu wale paha kākou iā ia e lilo i ʻāpana koʻikoʻi o ka pahu manawa ... Maikaʻi iaʻu.

He ʻano ʻano ʻōniu ʻoi: Ke nānā nei i nā kiʻi Zissou no Life Aquatic. Makemake au iā lākou, akā mai ka wā kahiko mai. Malia paha ua palahalaha wau. ʻO ia paha ka piko o koʻu hiki.

A i ʻole ka uhi DVD Darjeeling Limited. ʻO ia kekahi o kaʻu kiʻi punahele a he hoʻāʻo maoli. ʻAʻole au e kaha kiʻi nui, a he nui loa kēlā mea -- aia kekahi mau mea e pili ana i ke kuanaʻike he ʻano paʻakikī mau, no ka mea maʻamau ke nānā aku i ka hoʻopunipuni, akā nui nā mea leʻaleʻa i hoʻopili ʻia i loko o kahi wahi liʻiliʻi. Manaʻo wau he makaʻu koʻu i ka hoʻohui ʻana i ka pena, no laila e hoʻoinu mau wau ia mea ma mua o ka poʻe ʻike maikaʻi e hana mau ... , nā papa hoʻoluhi ʻole ma mua o ka hikiwawe loaʻa kahi ʻāpana kala maoli. ʻO ia paha kahi mea e pono ai iaʻu e hana. Poina iaʻu i kēia manawa inā wau i pane i kāu nīnau. Ua pane au i kāu nīnau? He pane lōʻihi kēlā.

G: He mea ʻakaʻaka loa iaʻu i hoʻomaka ai ʻoe me ka pena wai, no ka mea, he mea kala ʻole ia. Aʻo ka hapa nui o ka poʻe e hana i ko lākou ala i luna me ka hoʻohana ʻana i nā wahi maikaʻi ʻole, no laila ke manaʻo nei au he ala maikaʻi a ʻoi aku ka kala ʻana o ka gouache, no ka mea, ʻoi aku ka opacity. He mea ʻoliʻoli nō hoʻi ʻoe i hoʻopau i ka wai ʻana e like me nā kala wai ... Manaʻo wau ua ʻike ʻoe i kāu makemake.

E: ʻAuhea ʻoe i ka makahiki 1999! “E Eric, oki i ka hana ʻana i ka pena wai, ʻaʻole ia e komo keʻokeʻo, hupo ʻoe!”

G: Pololei, he nele.

E: A maopopo iā ʻoe ke aha? He paʻakikī. ʻAʻole au i ʻike i ka hoʻohana ʻana me ka noʻonoʻo, a i ʻole ke ʻano o ke ʻano e hana ai i kahi mea nani maʻalahi, e hana me ke akamai ... Ua ʻike kekahi poʻe pehea e waiho ai i kahi papa huna, paʻi i kahi holoi kala, hoʻohana i kahi holoi e hoʻokiʻekiʻe i ka masking ma hope ... ʻo kēia ʻano kupua ... ʻAʻole paha ʻo ia ke ʻano o ke kaha kiʻi aʻu e hana nei. Ke kani aloha.

Ua hoʻohana wale au i nā poloka kala wai ... ʻo ia ka pupule. Hoʻopili ʻia nā ʻaoʻao ma muli o ke ʻano o ka hoʻopili ʻana i ka papa.

No laila: ʻo ka gouache a me ka papa kiʻi ʻelua mānoanoa, ʻaʻole hiki ke hoʻohūhū, no ka mea, paʻa kēlā me kēia ʻāpana i kona kua. He mea maikaʻi kēlā. Bainbridge Board, Cold-Pressed Number 80 ... Ke pau ke kaha ki'i, e lawe au i ka pahi a nini i ka lihi e ihi ia mai ke kua. Ua makemake ʻia ka pepa maʻalahi no ka ʻimi pahu pahu. Pono wau e noʻonoʻo i kēlā.

G: ʻAe, no laila ua hana au i ka lehulehu e ʻike i nā mea ʻē aʻe āu e makemake ai e ʻike.

E: [Leo kānalua]

G: E hoʻomanawanui me aʻu. Makemake lākou e ʻike i ke ʻano o kou wahi noho. Ua ʻōlelo ʻia e noho ana ʻoe i kahi hale liʻiliʻi ma West Village. Akā, hāʻawi mai iaʻu i mea e hana ai. Ma ke ʻano he kanaka koʻikoʻi koʻikoʻi, pono kekahi mea. Hoʻohui kala ʻoe i kāu mau kīʻaha? He nui paha kāu mau shawl?

E: Pono paha kēia poʻe i ʻōlelo ʻia e ʻae i ka nui o ka haunaele ma mua o ko lākou hauʻoli. Nui nā puke, pākaukau hana paʻa loa ... Eia kekahi mea: hoʻokahi mea aʻu i hoʻomaopopo ai i koʻu makemake ʻo ia kahi pākaukau pākaukau ʻulaʻula a keʻokeʻo maʻamau. Manaʻo wau he mea anti-stress paha ia. No laila, aia kekahi ma kaʻu papa kiʻi kiʻi.

Nui loa nā mea liʻiliʻi maʻamau. Manaʻo wau e hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo he mau makana lākou a pau ... Akā kekahi. Aia kekahi mau kaula heleuma i loko o kahi pahu ʻulaʻula liʻiliʻi, a me kahi pahi makaʻu maʻamau; he puʻupuʻu lepo liʻiliʻi mai kaʻu kaikamahine; ʻO ke akua wahine ʻo Minerva, nona ka ʻaoʻao he pueo, ʻeā? No laila, he ʻano pueo pōhaku paʻakikī loa.

ʻO ke keʻena ... he uuku loa. Ua pena au ia'u iho. ʻO ka lumi hoʻokipa ke kala ʻoluʻolu o kahi pahu kokoleka Hershey. ʻO ke ala komo ke ʻano -- ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻalele i ka inoa o ka pena, wʻo ia ʻo "Frankincense" - he ʻulaʻula hoʻoluʻu, Earth-tone poni. I koʻu ʻike mua ʻana i ka lumi ʻauʻau ma ʻaneʻi, ua noʻonoʻo mau wau i ka "Kaʻa Kaʻa." He lumi ʻauʻau kahi āu e manaʻo ai e ʻike i kahi kanaka make. Pupuu pua wale a me kahi ʻōpuʻu kukui olohelohe.

ʻO ia ka hana mua, hoʻomaikaʻi hale. ʻAʻohe ʻili ākea hoʻokahi. Me he mea lā ua hoʻonohonoho kekahi i kahi pahupaʻikiʻi e nānā iaʻu e hoʻāʻo e kaulike i nā mea ma nā ʻaoʻao curved. No laila, manaʻo wau "I Gehena me kēia" a kūkulu i kahi waihona puke a laila kekahi papa, aia i kēia manawa he kukui. Makemake wau e hana i kēlā, kūkulu i nā mea, a me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana i nā wahi, no ka mea, hana nui wau mai ka home, a pono ʻoe e hoʻoikaika. I kekahi manawa he mea nui ia, e kū wale ana ma ka puka a me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana "ʻAe, he aha ka hana ma ʻaneʻi? Pehea e nānā ai? He aha ka mea e pono ai ke hana ma hope?"

Ua paʻi au i kekahi mau kiʻi a me nā mea ... pono paha e loaʻa iaʻu kahi wahi waiho no kaʻu hana noʻeau i hala. Pono e loaʻa nā ʻoihana no ka poʻe e nānā nei e mālama i nā mea ʻē aʻe ma mua o nā mea nani, nā mea pono e mālama ʻia ma kahi mahana a maloʻo. Hiki paha iaʻu ke waiho i loko o kahi pahu.

G: He pahu maikaʻi, manaʻolana wau. Pono lākou. Ma ke kumuhana o nā waihona puke, ke heluhelu nei ʻoe i kekahi mea hoihoi?

E: Heluhelu au i ka moʻolelo i kapa ʻia Camilla, i kapa mua ia Camilla Dickinson na Madeleine L'Engle. ʻO ka hapa nui o kāna mau puke he mea kupanaha, akā ua paʻa wale kēia i nā manaʻo a me nā kānaka a me ke ola. ʻO ia ka puke moʻolelo mua loa aʻu e hoʻomanaʻo ai i ka heluhelu ʻana i kahi e pili ana i ka walaʻau e hele mai ana mai ka Third Avenue Elevated Train, i kū i ka makahiki 1953. No laila, maʻemaʻe kēlā.

Aia kekahi mea kākau moʻolelo aʻu i aloha ai, ʻo Richard Price, nona ka manaʻo e hoʻopuka ʻo ia i kahi moʻolelo hewa. ʻO kēia kāna hana maʻamau, akā he mau haku mele lākou -- lawe lākou i 8 mau makahiki i ka pop - no laila (manaʻo wau he pololei kēia) ua manaʻo ʻo ia, ma lalo o ka inoa penikala, ʻo kēia kanaka ʻē aʻe, e ʻoki wale ʻo ia i kekahi. i ka manawa pōkole ... A ʻoiaʻiʻo ua lawe ʻo ia iā 8 mau makahiki. E paʻi ana ʻo ia ma lalo o ka inoa peni, akā ʻo ka puke i ka wā i puka mai ai, ua like ia me ka puke moʻolelo Richard Price, no laila ke ʻōlelo maoli nei ka uhi. Na Keokeo "na Richard Price kākau ʻo Harry Brandt." Eia nō naʻe, ʻo Brandt a i ʻole Price, nani loa.

G: Aia kekahi mau puke i ka wā kamaliʻi i hiki mai i ka noʻonoʻo, he mea koʻikoʻi paha no kāu huakaʻi pilikino a i ʻole he mea kiʻi kiʻi?

E: ʻAe. ʻO ka puke mua o ʻO James a me ka Peach Giant. Ke hoʻāʻo nei au e hoʻomanaʻo i ka inoa o ka wahine nāna lākou i kiʻi, ua loaʻa iaʻu kēlā inoa ma ka piko o koʻu alelo. Nancy Ekholm Burkert. Nui ʻo ia. A ʻike ʻia ʻoi aku ka kaulana no kāna mana o ʻO Lili White. a Charlie a me ka Hale Waikiko. Joseph Schindelman. He nani nō hoʻi kēlā.

Manaʻo wau i kekahi manawa ua makemake koʻu mau kaikunāne e hōʻike aku i kā lākou mau hoaaloha i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo kupaianaha i hiki i ko lākou kaikaina ke heluhelu. ʻAʻole wau i hoʻomaka i ka heluhelu ʻana ma mua loa -- manaʻo wau ua luuluu wale lākou. Like, "Hiki iā Eric ke heluhelu, e nānā i kēia!" No laila e pili lākou ka Hobbit imua o'u, a e heluhelu au i na aoao mua elua o ka Hobbit. A laila hoʻomau wau i ka heluhelu. ka Hobbit ʻo ia kekahi o kaʻu mau punahele a ʻoiaʻiʻo kekahi manaʻo mua.

Ua maʻi nui au i ka papa 1, a ʻo ka heluhelu wale nō kaʻu i hana ai. Manaʻo wau e hana nā poʻe a pau e heluhelu no ka leʻaleʻa i kekahi manawa. Pono ʻoe, i kekahi manawa, e luʻu wale a hana i kou pilina ponoʻī me ka make-believe a me nā huaʻōlelo ma ka pepa.

G: Aia kekahi mea āu i ʻōlelo ai e makemake ʻoe e hōʻike iā ʻoe iho?

E: Ua maopopo iaʻu e nīnau mai ana ʻoe iaʻu i kēlā, a ke holo nei au ma koʻu poʻo e hoʻāʻo nei e loaʻa kahi pane. Aloha au iā Quentin Blake, akā ʻaʻole wau makemake i ka manaʻo e hoʻololi i nā mea kiʻi kiʻi kumu me nā mea kiʻi kiʻi hou ... Manaʻo wau makemake wau iā lākou e like me lākou.

Aia kahi puke James Bond e pili ana i nā mea kaua. Hiki paha iaʻu ke hoʻomaʻamaʻa iki i kēlā mea. Makemake au i ka helu ʻana.

ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke holomua ma ia mea, akā hiki iaʻu ke ʻike iaʻu iho e hana hou ana i kahi ʻO nā Dungeons a me nā ʻīlio puke alakaʻi. Aia kekahi manaʻo schematic i kēlā mea, a he mea hoihoi paha ka marginalia. ʻAʻole au i pāʻani i nā Dungeons a me nā Dragons ma kēlā pae ... Akā ʻo ia - ʻo ka pāʻani, ʻōlelo wau - ua hāpai mau ʻia a puni nā palapala ʻāina. ʻO kahi ʻano "Ah ... manawa moʻolelo ..." manaʻo, inā kūpono kēlā.

G: No laila, ʻo kēia manaʻo o ka palapala ʻāina, no ka manaʻo o nā moʻolelo āpau e hana nei i loko o kahi honua āu i hoʻomaopopo ai?

E: Malia paha e pili ana i ka haʻalele ʻana i ka mea i ʻike ʻia no kekahi manawa, a hele i kahi ʻoi aku ka hoihoi. ʻO ka manaʻo hoʻi o ka disoriented, a me ka huakaʻi i hōʻike ʻia e disorientation.

Nā palapala 'āina no ka Ka Haku o na apo ua hana ʻia e ke keiki a Tolkien, a makemake wau i kēlā manaʻo. Hoʻokahi mea i paʻa iaʻu pehea, ma ka huakaʻi, kipa wale ʻoe ma kahi o 20% o ka palapala ʻāina. Manaʻo wau e noʻonoʻo nā keiki iā lākou iho, "No ke aha mākou i lohe ʻole ai i kēia poʻe ma ʻaneʻi?" Me he mea lā he ʻāpana koʻikoʻi o ka moʻolelo. Pēlā nō ka uhi. ʻO ia ke kumu ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke uhi i kahi uhi puke. Hoʻomaka ka moʻolelo ma laila, inā makemake ʻoe a ʻaʻole paha.

Ke kamaʻilio nei au me kekahi mau keiki e pili ana i kaʻu puke, a he ʻino loa lākou i ka uhi. Ua kapa ʻia ʻO Chuck Dugan ʻo AWOL.

Ka Buke a Mr. Anderson

Ke heluhelu nei ʻoe i ka puke, ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike i ka inoa o ka meʻe a hiki i ka haʻi ʻana o kekahi ma ke kamaʻilio ʻana. No laila ua nīnau kēia mau keiki no ke aha ʻaʻole ʻōlelo wale ʻia ka moʻolelo i kona inoa. A noʻonoʻo wau iaʻu iho, "ʻAe, aia ma ka uhi, he aha hou kāu makemake?" Akā maikaʻi ke makaʻala i nā mea like. ʻO ka haʻi maikaʻi ʻana i kahi moʻolelo ʻo ia kaʻu kīʻaha kī. A ʻaʻole wau wale nō.

G: Ua ʻae paha ʻoe me nā keiki i kēlā me kēia manawa e pili ana i kā lākou ʻōlelo hoʻohewa?

E: Ua ʻae au me ka aneane 100% o kā lākou hoʻohewa. Kahaha maoli lakou ia'u. He ʻano luina hānau ʻo Chuck, a nīnau lākou iaʻu, "Inā he luina maikaʻi ʻo ia, no ke aha e hiki ʻole ai iā ia ke noho ma luna o ka moku?" ʻAʻole au i helu ʻiʻo i ka nui o kona lele ʻana a i ʻole i kahili ʻia mai nā moku like ʻole o ka puke. No laila, ʻōlelo wale au, “ʻAe, ʻike ʻoe, ʻaʻohe ona wiki maikaʻi. Nui na kanaka ino. Nui ka pilikia. Hiki iā ia ke noho ma luna o ka waʻa, ʻae, akā, he ʻauʻau maikaʻi nō hoʻi ʻo ia. No laila, i ka wā e puka mai ai ka poʻe ʻino, he manaʻo maikaʻi paha ia e lele i luna. "

ʻO ka mea aʻu i haʻi ʻole ai ʻo ia ke ʻano o ka hoʻoulu ʻana mai o Paul Newman, mai kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni i kapa ʻia ʻo "The Mackintosh Man" mai 1974. He luna huna ʻo Newman i hele mai e hopu i kahi kiu kaulana kaulana i hoʻokani ʻia e James Mason. maikaʻi loa i ka lilo ʻana i mea hoʻopunipuni a hui pū me nā mākaʻi kūloko, a no laila ua hoʻohuli ʻia nā papaʻaina i kā mākou meʻe. Ua ʻike ʻo Newman ʻo ia ka mea e hoʻopaʻa ʻia. No laila, me ke kāʻei piha a me ke kaula, luʻu ʻo ia i ka moana, ʻauʻau ma lalo o ka waʻa i kēlā ʻaoʻao, a pakele. Ua paʻa iaʻu ma ke ʻano o kekahi o nā neʻe kahaha nui a kahi kanaka makua ma nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni.

G: Hoʻihoʻi mai iā mākou i ke kaʻina hana ma hope o kāu puke, a ʻo ka hapa nui o kāu hana maoli, Hiki iā ʻoe ke wehewehe mai iaʻu i ke ʻano o kāu hana maʻamau i ka wā e hoʻomaka ai i kahi hana hou? Makemake au e ʻike i ka mea i loaʻa iā ʻoe i Project Puffin.

E: Ke ʻoki ʻana i ka papa kiʻi kiʻi. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu ke kumu o kaʻu hana ʻana i kēia, akā holoi pono wau i ka papa. ʻAʻohe mea ma luna. Akā, manaʻo wau e hoʻomaʻamaʻa wale ana au, e like me ka ʻenekini kaʻa.

A laila, komo au a kaha i koʻu mau ʻāpana, hoʻokahi ʻīniha mai kēlā me kēia ʻaoʻao o ka papa. ʻO kahi pale liʻiliʻi, ʻike ʻoe, ka longitude a me ka latitu.

Holoi au i kaʻu palette. Loaʻa iaʻu kahi hoʻonohonoho maikaʻi o nā pale pena pena, i hana ʻia mai ka porcelain. Me he mea lā ua hana ʻia lākou me ka plastic i kēia mau lā, akā makemake wau i ka porcelain.

Hoʻomaʻemaʻe i nā peni ... ʻaʻole au i hoʻohana nui i nā peni i kēia mau lā. Ua hoʻololi kekahi i nā mea hana, manaʻo wau. ʻO nā mea hou aʻe e wili wale i ka inika ma nā wahi a pau. ʻAʻole lākou e paʻa i kahi laina maʻemaʻe.

I kekahi manawa ua like ia me ka hopena o kahi au. ʻO ka nui o nā mea hana a me nā lako aʻu e hoʻohana ai ... me he mea lā ua hōʻea wau i ka manawa napoʻo. Me he mea lā ua pili koke ka hapa nui o nā mea kiʻi kiʻi i ka stylus kikohoʻe a me ka papa. ʻAʻohe oʻu pilina, makaʻu wau.

Pela no me na e-puke. Heluhelu au i nā puke paʻakikī a loaʻa iaʻu kahi penikala e hana i nā memo liʻiliʻi. Manaʻo wau ʻo ke ʻano o ka pepa e hoʻonui i ka ʻike, ʻike ʻoe? Hoʻohui wale ia i kahi ulu liʻiliʻi i kou noʻonoʻo āu e loaʻa ʻole ai. Ua like ia me ka hele ʻana i kahi waihona maoli ma mua o ka hoʻohana ʻana i nā algorithms e ʻimi ai i nā puke hou. I kekahi manawa, ʻaʻole hiki i ka pōpilikia ke lilo i algorithm.

G: ʻAʻole hiki i ka pōʻino ke lilo i algorithm. He aha ka laina. Inā loaʻa iā mākou ka lā a pau, e ʻae wau iā ʻoe e hoʻonui i kēlā. Akā naʻe, ʻaʻole mākou. E kamaʻilio kākou e pili ana i ka Puffin. He aha kāu hana noʻonoʻo ma hope o kēlā?

E: Ua manaʻo ʻia he sketch. Ua lohe au i kēlā a manaʻo wau, "ʻAe, e haʻalele kākou i kēlā." ʻIke ʻoe, ʻaʻole maikaʻi loa kaʻu mau kiʻi. Ua like koʻu mau kiʻi kiʻi kiʻi kiʻi kiʻi "ka poʻe hiki ʻole ke kaha kiʻi". ʻAʻole hiki ke hāʻule i ka façade!

No laila, manaʻo wau, liʻiliʻi ʻo ia, akā nui kona ʻuhane. Pono kona ano. No laila, komo wau i loko, a nānā au i ka ʻatikala maoli. Ua poina iaʻu ʻaʻole like ke ʻano o nā puffins e like me nā penguins ... no laila ʻo ka mea mua aʻu i hana ai ʻo ia ka loaʻa ʻana o nā kiʻi puffins.

Makemake au i kēia businesspuffin -- he mau hālāwai teleconference, ʻike ʻoe, he puffin ʻoihana kēia -- e loaʻa i kahi ʻeke pōkole a me kahi kaula. Akā, he mea ola ʻo ia no ke ʻano, no laila makemake wau iā ia e mākaukau no ka hana. He manu ia; malia paha he makani ikaika e pa mai ana, e lele ana kona kaulahao, a e paa ana kona lima i ka pahu pokole, ma kahi kihi. Hoʻokahi kona wāwae i ka lewa no ke kaulike.

ʻAno kino -- he aha ka mea ʻakaʻaka? Me he hua manu lā, manaʻo wau. No laila, ʻo kona poʻo, ua kaha au i ʻelua mana. ʻO kaʻu mea makemake e like me Eddie Munster. Manaʻo wau he akamai ʻo ia, a he ʻano ʻē, a manaʻo wau, "Me he mea lā ua pololei." No laila ua hoʻāʻo wau e puhi, a ʻaʻohe ona ʻono kūpono. A ʻo ia ka pilikia, ʻo ka loaʻa ʻana o ka manaʻo mai kahi manaʻo liʻiliʻi e noho ola i ka wā e ʻoi aku ka ʻiʻo.

No laila, loaʻa iā mākou kēia poʻo Frankenstein, ʻano trapezoid a rhombazoid paha, inā ʻo ia ka ʻōlelo kūpono [ʻaʻole ia], he mea palahalaha ma na welau elua.

I ka wā mua, ua hoʻāʻo wau e hāʻawi iā ia i nā maka maka, akā me kēia poʻo liʻiliʻi, ua hoʻāʻo wau i nā kiko. Hoʻomanaʻo au i ka penguin claymation mai "The Wrong Trousers" -- Ua ʻike paha ʻoe? -- Hiki i nā mea hana ke hoʻokomo i ka nui o ka hōʻike ʻana i loko o kēlā penguin mau maka maʻa liʻiliʻi ʻelua. Ke haka pono ʻole ʻo ia, he mea weliweli loa ia.

Lawe au i ka makani, a no'ono'o iho, "Inā 'oe e nānā i kona mau wāwae, pono mākou e hā'awi aku iā ia i mau kāma'a puffin." No laila, hele au e nānā i ka Church's, ka mea hana kahiko kahiko o Pelekane.

... No laila, ʻae, hoʻomaka wau e noʻonoʻo e pili ana i nā kāmaʻa puffin. E hāpai pono ʻo ia i kona wāwae e hōʻike i kona ʻaʻahu ʻana i nā kāmaʻa kūikawā i hana ʻia e ka mea hana kāmaʻa puffin hope loa. He aha ka inoa maikaʻi no nā kāmaʻa puffin?

ʻO Goslings, Paddlers, a long name with Rudders … I kēia manawa, ke hoʻāʻo nei au e hana i nā inoa inoa kāmaʻa puffin. He manu kai ʻo ia, he hoeuli kona mau wāwae. No laila, hoʻomaka wau e hoʻohanohano i nā Puddlers, Raddlers, a hoʻoholo i: "Rudders Custom Made."

He haʻahaʻa ʻo ia. Akā, ua like kona mau pūkini me nā kala o kona nuku. ʻO ia kāna kunou mālie hoʻokahi i ke ʻano, no ka mea, ʻeleʻele kona kāʻei me nā kiko keʻokeʻo. Ua hana ʻia kēlā mau mea mai ka lipine hoʻoponopono kikokikona. He ʻāpana kiʻiʻoniʻoni maoli nō me ka emulsion keʻokeʻo ma kekahi ʻaoʻao. Inā ʻoki ʻoe i kahi penikala ma luna o kēlā, hiki iā ʻoe ke waiho i nā wahi keʻokeʻo liʻiliʻi. No laila, ʻo ia ke ʻano o kāna mau kaula keʻokeʻo.

He me he mea la e pili ana i ka hana, aka, aole hoohenehene. Maikaʻi kona mau kāmaʻa no ka mea, he ʻōuli maoli lākou: ʻo ia ke ʻano o kona mau wāwae, a he mau wāwae pūnaewele kona. ʻO ka pahu pōkole e like me kahi mea āu e lawe ai ma kahi B-52: ua loaʻa i ka Air Force kēia mau ʻeke nui nui. Piʻi nā kāne me ka mea ʻike i ka nui o nā puke puke a me nā mea a pau - no laila, ʻekolu-ākea, ʻeke accordion.

G: ʻIke wau i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ua hana ʻoe i kona mau kāmaʻa nā ʻēheu akamai loa, no ka mea, he manu.

E: ʻAʻole wau i noʻonoʻo i kēlā.

G: Ke hoʻohenehene nei ʻoe.

E: Ua noʻonoʻo wau i koʻu lohe ʻana i kēlā mau kāmaʻa i wehewehe ʻia ʻo "perforated." Ua makemake au i kēlā huaʻōlelo, kekahi anachronism no nā manawa i hala -- ka ʻōlelo kahiko. ʻO ia ka mea ma koʻu manaʻo. Akā ʻae, nā ʻēheu. ʻoia.

G: Manaʻo wau e hoʻopau wau i kahi nīnau i hoʻopaʻa ʻia, no ka mea, ʻike wau e ʻai ana au i kāu mau hola o ke ao. Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke lawe i hoʻokahi mea i ka wā hoʻomaha e hana kiʻi me, he aha ia?

E: Kaʻu penikala laki. Ua kaumaha. He Kelemānia. He mea hana koʻikoʻi. He mea nui ia penikala ia'u.

Ke heluhelu nei au i kahi puke a nā keiki i kēia manawa kahi e hoʻomaka ai kēlā me kēia mokuna me ka mea i ʻike ʻia he kiʻi penikala maʻalahi loa, a mehana loa. No laila, pono wau i kēlā.

G: Ua hauʻoli ka hālāwai ʻana me ʻoe a kamaʻilio pū me ʻoe me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo. E hoʻouna au i kēia i kou ala ma mua o ka paʻi ʻana.

E: Mahalo, mahalo wau i kēlā. Manaʻo wau aia nā ʻōlelo aʻu makemake ʻole ma kahi kokoke i kekahi.

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ʻOiai ʻaʻole pono iaʻu e hoʻopuka i kekahi o kāna mau ʻōlelo, ua hoʻohana wau i kekahi mau hola e hoʻāʻo nei e koho i nā ʻāpana maikaʻi loa o kēia kamaʻilio. Kuikahi Ua kōkua nui iaʻu e alakaʻi iaʻu me ka hoʻohana ʻana i kā mākou hana Huli Aunoa, ʻo ia hoʻi, hiki iaʻu ke loaʻa i kahi ʻāpana o ka nīnauele ma o kahi pahu huli ʻikepili i ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana.

Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike hou aku i ka hana a Eric maanei, e hōʻike ana i kahi mana hoʻoiho o kāna kōpili.

ʻO ka nīnauele ʻana i nā mea pena kiʻi kekahi o nā wahi maikaʻi loa o kaʻu hana ma ʻaneʻi, a ʻaʻole hiki ke hana i ka hapa nui o ka manawa me ka ʻole o ka hālāwai kūkā. Inā pono wau e kīkēkē ma kona puka e kākau i kēia nīnauele, aneane hiki iaʻu ke hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻaʻole loaʻa kahi palapala ʻāina no ia.

ʻaneʻane poina iaʻu -- hoʻokomo ʻo Eric Chase Anderson i ke kinamona i kāna kofe. I kēia manawa ua ʻike ʻoe. 

ʻO Eric Anderson, nā mea a pau. Mahalo no ka heluhelu ʻana.

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